#om shitpost

Solomon, not wanting to admit that this conversation under the stars was his attempt at getting a y/n moment with MC : "You're overthinking things, who pretends to be stupid in front of their crush? You should be worried when Beel starts bench pressing all of the furniture."

Raphael: language. Also, my working theory is that when Father created him he used lead-based paint.

lucifer can be your angle or yuor debil

Me when I see my friends haven’t logged into the OG obey me game since nightbringer came out.