#sheep mc

MC: Not really, I had insomnia again. By the way, I also thought that Lucifer was having insomnia because of his work these past few nights, but he taught me that some demons didn’t need to sleep as much as humans! He told me that when he went to make his coffee at 3 am ! :D

Barbatos and Diavolo : …

Barbatos: MC, there is a mistake.

MC: Huh ?

Barbatos: Almost all demons need to sleep several hours each night, like humans. I don’t need it as much because I’m a special case, but Lucifer isn’t.

MC: What...?

Diavolo: How many nights have you seen him making coffee at such a late hour?

MC: Maybe four or five this week?

Diavolo and Barbatos: …

Lucifer: *passes there*

Diavolo: Lucifer.

Lucifer : ?

Diavolo: Lucifer, you told MC that you didn’t need to sleep?

Lucifer: What...? *looks at MC* you...

MC: You lying demon! *sulks* What else did you lie to me about, huh? You also lied about the special cocktail demonus-coffee-energy-drink that only demons can drink?!

Diavolo: What?

Barbatos: MC, you’re talking about Beel, aren’t you?

MC: No? Lucifer makes cocktails like that every night in the kitchen for himself, in addition to his coffee...?

Lucifer: *looks away*

MC: LUCIFER, YOU DIRTY INSOMNIAC, LYING, WORKAHOLIC DEMON! YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY NAIVETY!

Diavolo: Lucifer, let’s go talk to my office.

Lucifer: That’s not...

Diavolo: Now.

Lucifer: ...

-Lucifer and Diavolo leave-

Barbatos: MC, next time you see Lucifer do things like that, let us know. :)

MC: I will become his worst enemy every night.

MC: And just to be sure, haha, it’s normal for a demon like Lucifer to lose many, many feathers? Right? I thought at first it was the stress and the sleepless nights, but...

Barbatos: :o

Barbatos: *sends a message to Diavolo*

Barbatos: :)

MC: *on the verge of tears* I’m so stupid.