šāĖjās note: this was lowkey inspired by a mutual whom i adore deeply. warning: hinted age gapļ¹nsfw
you hold out your hand, admiring the sparkly pink of your nails, each one decked out with tiny rhinestones, bows, and little hearts. grinning, you nudge loganās arm, holding your hand up next to his.
ālook at my claws, lo,ā you wiggle your fingers with a flourish. āpretty and dangerous. bet youāre scared huh?ā logan glances down, giving a grunt. āterrified. you gonna claw me to death with those?ā
āi might,ā you reply, batting your lashes. āyouād be my very first victim, you know. donāt think you could handle it.ā at this, logan huffs a breath, crossing his arms. he looks down at your nails again, then back up at you with that deadpan, āold man that has seen too allā look. āthat so?ā he reaches out to gently hold your hand, the rough callous of his thumb brushing over the tiny pink bow. āwell bub, theyāre cute, iāll give ya that.ā thereās a softness in his eyes as he gives the verdict, lips twitching up ever so slightly. you rest your other hand on his chest, tapping one glittery nail over his heart.
ābet you never thought youād end up with a girl with pink acrylic claws, huh?ā at this, logan chuckles, shaking his head in mock exasperation. ānope. but i canāt say i mind.ā
later that night, while heās pounding into your cunt, you end up leaving numerous scratches on his back after all⦠though he doesnāt seem to mind one bit.
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thoughts on old man!logan because he deserves more love [tw: somnophilia]
old man!logan who has no idea really how he managed to score someone like you
old man!logan who tried to scare you off for ages, caving almost instantly when he gets that first taste of your soft lips
old man!logan who has learned to let you help with the claws because if you ever have a temper, itās when he doesnāt let you take care of him
old man!logan who, despite āknowingā you deserve better, loves just how sweet you are to an āold dogā like him
old man!logan who finds himself looking forward to coming home to you at the end of each day. who pictures you in nothing but one of his t-shirts and can almost feel your soft skin under his rough hands instead of the worn steering wheel
old man!logan who finds you practically asleep, waiting up for him on the couch exactly as described. your arms circle around his neck loosely and you press sleepy kisses to his throat when he carries you to your shared bed
old man!logan who has to nearly coo to you because you whine when he gently pulls your arms from around him so he can go clean up
old man!logan who holds you to his chest while you sleep, like heās shielding you from the world thatās already taken so much from him
old!man logan whose bones are just so tired
old man!logan who still wants to make his pretty young thing feel good. who more often than not, has his eyes open by the time the sun peeks through the edges of the curtains and relies on your much easier sleep to last while he moves
old man!logan who thinks heās already gone to heaven when he settles between your thighs and lifts the hem of his your t-shirt above your hips, already drunk off your heady scent heās been drowning in since last night
old man!logan who starts off so slow, tongue gently trailing up to your clit just to taste you
old man!logan who wraps his lips around your clit like his favorite candy because you are, but he doesnāt stay for long, pulling back to press gentle kisses over the sensitive nub instead. he didnāt have this restraint when he was younger. weāll see how long it lasts now
old man!logan who manages not to wake you for the first hour but your sleepy moans and soft keens as you lazily squirm in the sheets, eyes still closed but now squeezed in your sleep, drive him insane. next thing either of you knows, his arms have your thighs locked in on either side of his head and heās making out with your messy cunt like heāll never see you again
old man!logan who spends the first hours of your morning between your legs until youāre crying and trembling, begging him for you donāt even know what anymore
old man!logan who simply reaches up to curl his hand over your smaller one to ground you
old man!logan whose bones may be tired, but heāll never leave his angel unsatisfied
warnings: big (but legal) age gap, logan is early 40s reader is like early 20s, brief odette mention, logan is a killer lawyer, rory kinda traumatized Logan lol, I haven't finished gilmore girls or ayitl yet so don't come for me lol, logan is obsessedddddddd with reader, mildly smutty, mentions of marriage and proposals, your relationship progresses really quickly
summary: you were reading in a coffee shop when a charming gorgeous much older guy decided to strike up a conversation. little do you know that within a very short time that same charming stranger will know your dress size, your shoe size, and your ring size.
song rec: off to the races - lana del rey
a/n: the choke hold older logan has on me..... euthanize me at this point lmao
tags @yesv01 @magcon7280
As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ (like way over 18 in loganās case lol)
That being said jesus christ letās dive right into the brain rot
First things first, a little more about Logan
Heās in his early 40ās and aging like a fine goddamn wine
MEGA MEGA dilf vibes
After the whole millions of dollars sunken into a bad investment in his familyās massive media conglomerate mishap, he still faced a lot of pressure to join the family business
But with Rory rejecting his proposal, he felt so fucking down and beaten up by life
He just had two massive blows to his ego back to back
And he needed a win
Then the strangest thing happenedĀ
He just got back from another late night of partying with his friends and switched on the tv so he wouldnāt have to fall asleep with his thoughts, and some random movie was playing
The girl in the movie is at dinner with her boyfriend and thinks heās going to propose, but he breaks up with her instead
It hits a little too close to home and Loganās about to switch it off
Then she decides to go to law school to prove herself
He finds himself getting more and more invested in this movie, relating more to Elle with every scene, and by the morning he confronts the idea heās been shoving away for too long so he doesnāt rock the boat
He talks to his dad and they decide Logan will go to law school, but remain a prominent board member and shareholder of the family company
Mitchum is surprised by how responsible and well thought out Loganās plan is
Heās forging a path to a very lucrative field - one Mitchum can tell heās going to be very successful in - while still staying involved enough in the family businessĀ
So Logan goes off to law school, and 20 years later heās a total sharkĀ
Heās a prestigious, expensive lawyer with a reputation for never losing and a long streak of killing it with really high profile cases
Now the Huntzberger name carries all the weight and power of his fatherās media reach, and Loganās success in the courtroomĀ
Heās excellingĀ
And heās excelling enough to keep his family out of his personal life for a whileĀ
Heās living the bachelor life until he hits 40
Thatās when his parents decide itās really unacceptable that heās still not marriedĀ
So they tell him if he doesnāt get married soon theyāll arrange something
Some french heiress or somethingĀ
And Logan finds himself right back where he didnāt want to be
And then, like a gift from god, he sees you
Like I said in my initial drabble, Logan first saw you in a cafe reading some dusty novel no one actually reads like war and peace or crime and punishment or something
He's seen people your age do that before, reading complicated stuffy literature to seem smart and make some pretentious English class commentary that barely makes senseĀ
So he calls you on it
"War and Peace, huh?"
Heās expecting you to say something fake and pretentious
Some bullshit fake deep pseudo intellectual shit
But you look up at him, only pausing for a moment before you speak
Youāre surprised to see such a gorgeous guy in a little cafe like this
Especially one that seems interested in talking to you
And god, the way you talk about it
The way your eyes light up
It takes him by surprise
He's not just interested
He's investedĀ
You start talking and realize that you've been talking for way longer than you expected to
And he wants more
He wants to know more about you, wants to see you sweet smile and hear your cute little laugh when he says something charming or compliments you
So he takes you out to dinner, his treatĀ
He guides you out the door and into his Porsche with his hand on your backĀ
It's a subtle gesture but it makes your stomach flipĀ
Then he buckles your seat belt for you
If you weren't sold before you sure are by nowĀ
So he takes you to this nice fancy restaurant, wines and dines you, and he is laying on the charm thick
"Oh, come on. A pretty young thing like you must have a boyfriend."
"Really, you have excellent taste.ā
You donāt miss the way heās been eyeing you all night
And he doesnāt miss the way you squeeze your thighs together when he touches your face or plays with your fingers
One thing leads to another and after he pays the bill and leaves a generous tip, you find him ushering you back into his porsche
And yet again he closes your door for you and gets you all buckled in
This time when he drives his hand rests on your knee
He thinks he can handle this
Heās the biggest whore on the east coast /affectionateĀ
Then you grab his hand and move it up your thigh
Thereās no going back now
Heās in just as deep as you are
Before you know it youāre tearing off each otherās clothes
His lips are all over you and motherfucker does he know what heās doing
He worried for a moment he might have lost his edge
But as he lays you down into his big soft bed, your skin touching his silky sheets for the first time
But definitely not the last
As he finally touches you and feels how wet you are for him
He knows he didnāt peak in college
āShh, listen,ā he says between kisses that make you feel dizzy, āyouāre gonna tell me if itās too much for you, can you do that?ā
You nod while he holds your face in his big hands
āYou gotta say it,ā he chuckles at how sweet you are, how well you respond to him, āuse your words, babyā¦āĀ
You manage to choke out a desperate yes between kisses that makes his stomach twist
And that is the very beginning to your intense affair with Logan HuntzbergerĀ
Heās desperate to see you again
He sends flowers and a dress and a gorgeous necklace to your apartment
And not the normal amount of flowers
The Logan amount of flowers
So a lot
And you canāt believe your luck finding a hot rich older guy thatās so into youĀ
You really like this attention
Your daddy issues are SCREAMING
And Logan likes having someone as gorgeous and intelligent and into him as you are
And he wants to do this right
But heās rapidly approaching the deadline his family set
He doesnāt want to scare you off
GOD thatās the last thing he wants
But he is terrified of proposing and having it end up like it did the last time
Eventually he works up the nerve to talk to you about itĀ
Heās explaining everything to you while you pay your billsĀ
But it says theyāre already paid
And your credit cards are paid off
And your debt has just disappeared
Even your student loans are gone
And thereās a fat deposit in your checking accountĀ
He paid off all your debt and didnāt tell you
By the time heās done explaining that you basically either need to get married asap or you canāt see each other anymore he still hasnāt brought it up
And you realize heās not going to
He didnāt pay your bills to guilt you into anything
Heās not holding it over your head
Heās taking care of you
And all youāve ever wanted is someone who will take care of you
Logan is surprised when you agree
But heās even more surprised at how fast you agree
You sit in his lap and end up rambling about how much you love him, how you donāt think youāll ever find anyone you like as much as him or anyone that treats you as well as he does
To no oneās surprise the conversation ends with him taking you on every surface of your apartment
Hours later youāre cuddling naked on your couch, resting your head on his muscular chest and listening to his heartbeat
āSo like⦠are we engaged now?ā you ask looking up at him
He laughs sweetly
āNo, not yet. I have to actually propose first.ā
You think back to your conversation earlier when you first said youād want to marry him
āSo that didnāt count before?ā
His heart breaks at how little you ask for
āNo, that didnāt count.ā He kisses your head, āIām going to take you out somewhere nice, give you a proper proposal, with a nice ring.ā
You get butterflies thinking about it
You canāt believe how much he does for you
How much he wants to do for youĀ
Youāre quiet for a moment, and he can feel you smiling into his chest
ā...Okay.āĀ
Your voice is so small and bashful, and he can hear you suppressing a flustered giggle
Fuck he canāt get enough of youĀ
He laughs and pulls you closer, grabbing your chin and makes you look up at him so he can kiss youĀ
You fall asleep in his arms
And you think that you wonāt mind being married so young if itās Logan youāre marrying
Logan is looking at you with so much love and adoration
And right before he falls asleepĀ
He thinks that maybe itās not too late for him to find love after all
m thinking about logan with his controversially young black girlfriend! heās always so hard because of you, never once taking eyes off your figure.
he follows you around da hairstore, picking up everything u put back down because itās ātoo expensive!ā
once you get to da register he puts all da items you put back up on da counter and shushes you when you complain! he doesnāt care about da $500 total, he just wants his baby to be happy!
he definitely makes you thank him when you get home though. he makes you bounce on his lap until your thighs are burning and your eyes well up with tears! little āuh uhā leave out your mouth and youāre sure your neighbors will hate you in da morning! but non of dat matters because your close and loganās hand around your throat is making your head so fuzzy in all of da best way!
and when he finishes inside of you, he kisses your check and gets up 2 run you a bath! once your in da tub you try telling him dat he really didnāt have to buy you all of dat stuff!
but logan only squeezes your cheeks together and raises his eyebrow. ābought em because i wanted to. stop being a brat and thank ya daddy for spoiling you and fucking you just as goodā
and you do! with an eye roll of course as you slump back down in da tub. but all he does is roll his eyes and grab your shampoo. all while mumbling about how youāre a brat <3
old man logan i would make you a bagel with cream cheese. old man logan i would fold your laundry for you. old man logan i would have dinner ready for you when you get home from work every night. old man logan i would give you morning head and then bring you coffee. please one chance old man logan i would gargle your nuts :(
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Bobās burgers fans unite! I think it would be so cool to see what there future looks like by the end of the show. Sort of something like Parks and Recreation. I just wanna see where theyāre in there lives and how their family shaped them.
Okay WEEW! I just ready through your entire Logan Huntzbereger tag and I need to know more about this casual dominance but I got SO MANY butterflies while reading through your tag.
Also, maybe some headcanons of what he's like in bed.... only if your comfortable with that of course.
AAaAAAAUUGGHH. y E S.
Logan's casual dominance comes in many wonderful foms. It's really second nature to him, especially with you. He has no clue what it is about you, but something about you activates every single daddy dom must protect gene in him. which is a lot of them. Once you know to look for it, you start seeing his casual dominance everywhere. and it ALQAYS fills you with butterflies. He opens doors for you every single time, no matter where you are. He's SO the type to put his hand on the small of your back to move you where he wants you. He buckles your seatbelt, fixes your blothes, zips and unzips you up when you're getting dressed. He insists on tying your shoes, and always has a pair of comfy shoes in your size on him if you wear heels, just in case you end up walking more than you expected to. He bundles you up even when you insist you're warm enough (and he's usually right, it probably is a little chillier than you expected). If you get shy on him he'll hold your face in his hands to make sure you're looking at him when he really wants to drive home a point. The main way you realized how casually dominant he is and how much you fucking LOVE it, is because after being around him for long you realized that you really do just shut your brain off in public around him. You never noticed how relaxing and refrehsing it is to not have to think, to not have to lift a finger, and BELIEVE ME. Logan will not let you if you don't want to. He'll send a car or a check or whatever you need to be totally taken care of and GOD does it make your stomach flip and heart pound.
hey would u be into writing logan huntzberger? i desperately want to see 40 year old x 29 year old pregnant rory (or reader) and him getting all possessive and territorial and glaring at anyone who comes near them
yo yo YOOOOOO HELL YES I WOULD
no bc as SOON as Logan meets you he knows that you're literally perfect. you are THE one he absolutely has to end up with. if he doesn't cuff you immediately he's going to lose his goddamn shit. he does, bc of course he does, and he knows that he will barely be able to hold back. your relationship moves so fast and between that and the age gap if it were anyone else it would be a huge red flag. but it's not anyone else, it's Logan. he overheard you on the phone with one of your friends talking about how bad your baby fever is, and how you wish you could talk to Logan about it but you don't want to make it weird since you haven't technically been together super long. but you don't need to. as soon as you're off the phone he throws your birth control in the trash and tells you he doesn't want you taking it anymore. you try to protest but he sits you on the edge of the bathroom counter and kisses you in that way he does that turns your brain to tingly mush.
"What if what?" more kissing. "'f you get pregnant?"
he mumbles it against your lips in that intimate way of his before he starts kissing you more and more and your head is already spinning as you feel his cock getting all chubby and hard faster than ever.
"That's kind of the point, ace..."
my god if you thought he spoiled you before????? holy shit just wait until you're pregnant. this man will move mountains for you. he will move heaven and earth in ways you never thought possible to make sure your and your baby's every conceivable need are always met. he will ensure that y9ou are more stress free than ever. he will ensure that your pregnancy is as wonderful and magical as a unicorn leading a parade of rainbows and puppies. And he is SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD and SO MOTHERFUCKING PROTECTIVE! He canāt keep his hands off your fuckin belly. He looks at you with such overwhelming fondness and the sweetest smiles. One of his love languages is touch and he will be so so so affectionate with you. He literally LOVES shopping for maternity clothes with you, loves getting you cute little dresses and supportive belly bands, he seriously cannot keep his hands off you. You are GLOWING and everyone can see it. If anyone so much as looks at you for too long, Logan clocks it in an instant. He loves showing off your wedding rings, the huge ass diamond practically as big as your head. He loves how clingy you are with him, how much you rely on him. He loves seeing other guys stomachs drop when he catches them sizing you up. Logan has a huge ass powerful aura, people know heās not someone you wanna fuck with, and he sleeps so well at night cuddled up next to you, KNOWING that he can and will and does protect you and your baby. Your little family. He knows his 20something year old self would be shocked, and he canāt believe itās all real. That he has you, that youāre having his baby. That he gets to be a better dad than his, and he gets to do it with you.