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characters I think would get their ass handed to them by Jack Brewer
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summary: some impulsive headcanons about various characters Jack Brewer could solo! (including select characters from outer banks, euphoria, high school musical the musical the series, dance academy, the summer I turned pretty, cobra kai, kick ass, parks and rec, and a few honorable mentions)
DISCLAIMER: this is in NO WAY intended to start beef, punch down at other characters/fandoms, or incite anything other than mild amusement. I beg of thee to PLEASE scroll on along if it's not your vibe <3
a/n: this was weirdly fun to write tbh. had me giggling at 5am in the am in the morning.
Topper Thornton - outer banksĀ
Topper just needs to get his shit rocked honestly!
He canāt dismiss the absolute monumental L he takes from Jack as some bullshit about āgetting jumped by a pogueā or āpogues fight dirtyā or āI did him a favor and let him walk awayā
BECAUSE JACK IS NOT A POGUE, ONE. AND TWO???? TOPPER PROBABLY PEED HIS PANTS A LITTLE!
Topper is likeā¦ quintessential douchebag that severely underestimates how much AURA Jack has moments before getting his ass absolutely handed to him
His ego is injured in a way he never fully recovers from
Nate Jacobs - euphoria (s1, s2)
Iām not gonna lie, this one would be a little harder
Still absolutely doable though
It probably happens at that fun fair or whatever when Nate is likeā¦ choking Maddy out in an alleyway??? (I havenāt watched the show in forever bear with me)
Itās a full blown ā...you probably shouldnātāve done that.ā moment
And thatās BEFORE he finds out the douchebag from the fun fair is also THEEEE nate jacobs thatās causing everyone acute distress and needs to be taken down!!! THATāS WHEN JACK SHOWS UP LIKE THE GRIM REAPER TO GIVE A STILL INJURED NATE ROUND TWO DAYS LATER!!!!!
Iād watch that shit with popcorn and 3d glasses I swear to GOD
All four members of the Eltingville club (and northwest comix collective) - eltingville club
Listen. I love all four of these weird little incel dorks as much as the next bitch. But they need to be taken down a peg or several at times (except Jerry he doesnāt count, Jerry is fine. Mid fight Bill is probably like āJERRY DO SOMETHING YOUāRE THE ONLY ONE HEāS LEAVING ALONEā and Jack just pauses and is like āoh sick your name is Jerry? Iām friends with a Jerry too :)ā then flips Bill into a table. But itās fine because Bill ABSOLUTELY deserved it.)
Jack is probably at a comic shop with Milton for some collectable heās been looking for. Jack is TRYING to mind his business. He really is.
But Bill and Josh and Pete (again, Jerry is fine) are being assholes! Theyāre saying a bunch of misogynistic shit, theyāre taking toys from kids, theyāre being dicks!
To his credit Jack DOES try to be civil at first, but he knows this particular type of asshole and how they hate to be reasoned with
His attempts to be nice basically get tabled when Bill looks at him and says some bullshit like āoh hoho! Look at what we have here boys, a CHAD coming into OUR TURF to try and COSPLAY at having a PERSONALITY UNDER ALL THAT PRETTY HAIR. heh.āĀ
He thinks he ate. Which he did. He ate absolute concrete.
Ethan Karamakov (season 1 douchebag Ethan) - dance academy
First few episodes/earlier season 1 Ethan in his prime douchebag era
I love Ethan. Kat is like a sister to me. Ethan is like a brother in law I tolerate. But good GOD did he need a good ass kicking
I think Jack and Christian would be surprisingly cool together. Iām picturing a little cross training sesh where the wasabi warriors take some ballet classes to help with agility and then teach the dancers a karate intensive for a week to help with likeā¦ jumps and flips and form or smth idk
But yeah no! Ethan tries to pull the same shit Topper does in another font. It works about as well as it did for Topper.Ā
Kat WILL try to get with Jack btw. I can just picture her pulling a michael moskowitz from princess diaries after Mia FINALLY calls out Lily. Just a handshake and sincere āouch. thank you.ā Kat will happily NEVER let Ethan live that one down lol
Derek Hale (human form) - teen wolf
Thankfully I donāt think this would probably have to happen
The only time it would is (in some bizarre crossover where jack is there during the earlier seasons of teen wolf where theyāre still suspicious that Derek might be evil lmao)Ā
Like if Jack thinks Derek is gonna go MURDER someone heāll try to fight him to buy some time for Stiles and Scott to do whatever they need to do
Added layer of complication because when you fight a werewolf you run a tiny risk of becoming one
Derek honestly might WANT to turn Jack so he can recruit him, so expect a lot of distraction and evasive maneuvers from Jack. The goal isnāt to fully kick Derekās ass, itās to keep him busy for a while, which Jack can TOTALLY do
Derek Hale (wolf form. Probably.) - teen wolf
Call this a stretch if you want but I think Jack could at least DISTRACT derek in his werewolf form
Again his goal here is to annoy and distract Derek
Which he does successfully
Extra stressful because Derek is really realizing that this kid has Stilesā attitude and Scottās strength which is a dangerous and really useful combination
Jack doesnāt know if Derek is trying to incapacitate him or turn him, but heās hoping for neither!
Hunter - ginny and georgia
Honestly I donāt think Jack would NEED to kick Hunterās ass
I just want to see it #proudhunterhater
Anticlimactic because he knocks out hunter with one move
Hunter is crying on the floor like the lady who fell while stomping grapes on the news (or the family guy version)
Jack feels kind of bad. Itās a little pathetic to watch.
EJ Caswell - hsmtmtsĀ
Just like Ethan, itās only early season 1 EJ that would even NEED an ass kicking
He probably did it to himself honestly
Probably was getting on Jackās nerves all night then kept trying to impress Gina and/or Nini by boldly claiming that āwaterpolo is JUST as dangerous as karateā
Jack (god BLESS him) tries so hard to just be calm and ignore him. ā...Iām sure it is, manā
EJās the one who eggs him on. Play stupid games win stupid prizes. (stupid gamesā¦ likeā¦ like waterpolo) (apologies to the waterpolo fandom
Jeremiah Fisher - the summer I turned prettyĀ
Later seasons Jere
I love him like a no ambition stoner brother in law but he NEEDS a reality check
The only cheeto tussles (0:40, and 1:40. I love jack pop btw) or slap fights between Jeremiah and Conrad have been sibling grade (and instigated by jere by the way)
Honestly I think Conrad wouldnāt really be able to say that Jack doesnāt have a point
Which is really unfortunate because Conrad is always the FIRST to defend his family. Itās a wakeup call that Jere desperately needs. He has GOT to be humbled.
Adam Fisher - the summer I turned prettyĀ
Jack wouldnāt plan on having any beef with Adam even though he absolutely rubs Jack the wrong way
But Jack (very reasonably btw) has an āoh HELL noā moment after he hears that Adam CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WHEN SHE WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED AND GOING THROUGH TREATMENT
I donāt know what the end result would be but I pray with my whole heart and soul that it ends with Adam being just a LITTLE less condescending to people that are younger than him
You know, not dismissing others autonomy just because theyāre perpetually 20 something years younger than him despite a spotless track record of responsibility and good decisions (cough cough Conrad)
And you know. Maybe not steamrolling other peopleās feelings because they donāt directly affect him. Just as a little bonus. Thatād be really ideal.
Ward Cameron - outer banks
Again. Ward DESPERATELY NEEDS to get a serious and thorough ass kicking
Probably more than one!
Jack is HAPPY to assist. I feel like everything he learns about Ward is both against his will and spikes his blood pressure lmao (same honestly)
Ward feels true fear when he sees Jack dodge a bullet and kick the gun out of Wardās hand
Ward knows heās about to lose and starts asking how much Jack wants to be paid off to leave him alone. Jack is just like āOH IDK, MAYBE STOP TRYING TO MURDER LITERAL TEENAGERS????? ALSO DONāT BE A CLASSIST PIECE OF SHIT MAYBE!!!!ā
Rafe Cameron - outer banks
Rafe (high as a kite, paranoid as fuck, tweaking his brains out, probably has a gun) vs. Jack (armed with a piece of drift wood or broom handle vaguely functioning as a bo staff)Ā
Rafe quite literally does NOT know what hit him!
Because not only is Jack fully capable of handing Rafeās ass to him (which Rafe badly needs), but something about Rafe is reminding Jack a little too much of his cousin Kai (for full context. Or for shorter context)
Rafe, much like Kai, is in fact a liar a cheater and a coward (NO shade whatsoever to the rafe stans I love yall with my heart. This is beef between the two of them while we sit back with out popcorn lol) and as we know those are ALL the buttons necessary to press to send Jack into unstoppable ass kicking mode
Kind of funny. Rafe probably goes on some tangent about the treasure and the cross and the ship and the kooks and the pogues and family legacy and all this shit and Jack (who has no context for any of that or any of the local slang) is just likeā¦ āMan, what are you on??????āĀ
Literally everyone in cobra kai (even the senseis) - cobra kai
Full disclosure I have not watched Cobra Kai (and havenāt seen the karate kid in years) but have some information vicariously through general fandom interactions, research, scenepacks etc
Iāve seen a LOT of debate and discourse over this in general and I regret to inform you that no one in Cobra Kai would be a match for Jack (except maybe Mr. Miyagi, and MAYBE adult Daniel. Maybe. I mean Rudy was only able to beat Jack when he entered a LITERAL flow state, and Rudy knows Jack inside and out. Itās not impossible, just heavily dependent on the circumstances)
And for the people who say āooooh itās a disney show! Itās unrealistic! He couldnāt do that in the Cobra Kai universe!ā My question to you is this: could the Cobra Kai characters hold their own against cyborgs or assassins or whatever in the Kickin it universe??? Probably! The Cobra Kai characters could probably also suplex the black dragons if they were in kickin it. Using realism as a way to dismiss universe-dependent context is a weak argument that holds no water!!!!! And sure, jack might not be able to take down a CIA agent or a cyborg if he were in Cobra Kai universe, but he could totally take down a bodyguard or a cop or three cops or a well trained bouncer! Which is equivalent to what he did in his OWN universe if you really want to play the āslide the realism scale aroundā game, which I personally do not. I could go on about this but Iāll save that for a later post
Here are the facts that apply to BOTH universes in terms of ārealismā: Jack was a double black belt BEFORE the age of 14/15. He set the world record for most boards broken at once at the same age, then broke his OWN record for most bricks broken at once within like a year or something. Jack was a SENSEI by age 17.Ā
Those are all POSSIBLE to achieve in both universes, and Jack is the only one who did. āOooh plot armor!!!!-ā MIGUEL APPARENTLY BROKE HIS FUCKING BACK AND STILL COMPETED SOME TIME LATER!!!!! EVERYONE HAS PLOT ARMOR TO SOME EXTENT ITāS CALLED ENGAGING STORYTELLING!!!!!!
Anyway my point is that Jack could absolutely solo all of Cobra Kai. I do think however that the rest of the wasabi warriors would be pretty decently well matched for the cobra kai characters though. Thatās a fight Iād love to see
Season 1 Andy Dwyer - parks and recĀ
I love andy SO much. But I fear if Jack saw the way he took Ann for granted in early season 1 thereās a 50/50 chance heād be back in double leg casts
Thatās it I donāt have anything else to add lmao
Chris DāAmico (aka the motherfucker in movie 2) - Kick AssĀ
Reminds Jack WAYYYYYY too much of Arthur Turner
Would absolutely steer Dave/Kick Ass away from him if he had the opportunity to
Would also prove singlehandedly that itās not about the weapons and gadgets and whatever else you have at your disposal
Itās about discipline and hard work and whatās in your heart. Itās about WHY youāre fighting. Itās about loyntegresty.Ā
And Chris has NO loyalty honesty or integrity. And just like everyone above in this whole list, SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY needs to be taken down several pegs before he gets worse.
HONORABLE MENTIONS: Stelio Kontos - american dad, Cam Cameron - the summer I turned pretty, Mike Newton - twilight
Stelio DID take down a highly trained CIA agent multiple times, so I feel like it would either be a close call OR theyād end up at a stalemate
Cam Cameron, similar to Hunter, would just beā¦ sad. And heās not douchy enough to WARRANT an ass kicking
Mike Newton, just like Cam and Hunter, would be very sad! I donāt think heās douchy enough to warrant an ass kicking either, but he seems to have bad enough luck that heād end up with one anyway. Also I hate to say it but Mike just RADIATES cuck energy to me. Iā¦ feel kind of bad for him.
Conrad Fisher is a man of control. He is a man of dogmatic self restraint and responsibility. Which is great 99.999% of the time. Except what Conrad has not come to accept about himself if that heās only human. Even a worm will turn, and even a worm will YEARN. What I mean by that is that once Conrad finally finally FINALLY gets his hands on you? Once he finally kisses you like his body and soul and being all the way down to his bone marrow have been NEEDING to??? He canāt stop. He kisses you like heās hungry.Ā
Because he is.Ā
I cannot stress this enough, that every single touch from you lights Conradās blood on fire. Literally. Every touch, every nudge and boop and graze, everything. If he can feel your body heat from sitting next to him, his brain is 50% bluescreening and heās fighting for his life not to get chubbed up.Ā
He needs you SO bad. His lungs burn for you like he can finally breathe in a way he couldnāt before. And he keeps telling himself he just needs a little more, just a few more seconds, just one more kiss, telling himself that after this round heāll be satisfied enough for now, the itch will be scratched, heāll get it out of his system.Ā
ā¦Nope.Ā
The first time you have sex after the dam breaksā¦ youāre not getting ANY sleep. Youāre not leaving his bed for a long time. Do not plan on walking at all for a day or two. Conrad was physically trembling, Mr. Darcy hand flex style, to restrain himself. So once you tell him he doesnāt HAVE TO???????? Oh my god. Ohhhhhhh my godddddddd. He is absolutely insatiable. Heās between your legs for HOURS, slow and steady, just milking pleasure out of you. That med school knowledge really comes in handy, because he finds ALL of your spots in seconds and knows just what to do with those soft lips and long fingers. And even when youāre shaking, trembling, losing your mind, cumming more than you ever have in your LIFE. You look down and see this look of raw hunger in his eyes.Ā
Thatās the moment that it really hits you like a truck just how badly heās been needing this.Ā
just scheduled an ask for next month with more baby stark x kate bishop but I got way distracted and made this fun lil thing for all my fellow stark children!!!!
choose your outfit fem ver: going to some fancy gala in Milan with your dad (who has to make an iron man appearance)
copy of text at bottom of pic: Important note!! hairstyles can be any texture, color, or length (or can even be wigs) so don't let that throw you lol. Love you!!!
also all the accessories, nails etc are optional, you are more than welcome to mix and match or whatever you vibe with, THERE ARE NO RULES SHIRT BROTHER!!!!!
anyway lemme know if yall are into this and I'll make more!!! I'll do a masc/androgynous/not feminine version and reblog it for extended options. (also PLEASE let me know if I forgot to include anything in the hair/head scarves section!! I tried to get a good variety of hair textures, hijabs, and turbans, but I ran out of room lol. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL EXCLUDED!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BABES!!!!!!!!)
also one more note: if you wear a hijab, turban, veil, or any other kind of head covering for religious/cultural/personal reasons, Tony FULLY fucking supports that!!!! he thinks you look just adorable in it!!!!!! he loves to see it and he thinks of you any time he sees someone else wearing one!!!!!! also this part is especially applicable if you wear a hijab or any religious head covering - Tony has a special drone trained to follow you at an undetectable distance and notice if your hijab or covering starts to fall off. It automatically creates a holographic privacy shield that no one (and no cameras) can see through to give you coverage to fix it without having to worry. When I say Tony Stark Supports His Motherfuckin Kid, I mean TONY STARK SUPPORTS HIS MOTHERFUCKIN KID!!!!!!
Leo x reader but every time he does something for u he gets thank you kisses :D
No because you are so so correct about this anon. Leo THRIVES off of both smooches and positive reinforcement. He doesnāt even realize youāre doing it at first, and you probably donāt realize it either. Youāre just so overcome by love and gratitude and adoration for this beautiful beautiful man when you see him fixing the wiring in your shitty apartment or lighting your gas stove with his fingertips when you canāt find matches. And lighting your scented candles, and melting cheese on your pizza, and making you smores by hand. Literally. By hand. You also have access to fondue whenever you want and he LIVES to hold a little bowl of chocolate and keep it all melty for you two to dip stuff in and nibble on together. You know how some people use a lighter to heat up their eyeliner pencils before they apply it? Leo has GOT YOU. His favorite part of mornings with you (and any other time youāre doing makeup or need to touch up/reapply your eyeliner) is when you pull out your pencil and uncap it and hold it out to him, because youāre so focused and cute when youāre like ācould you-ā heās already like āI gotchu <3ā heating that shit up nice and melty just how you like it. When your hands or feet or nose are cold, heāll light his hands on fire for a few seconds to get them extra toasty so he can warm you up real good. He can and WILL quite literally light himself on fire to keep you warm. And he enjoys doing it.Ā
So of COURSE every time youāre having a bad day and he comes in with a metal bowl full of hersheyās kisses or or a bag of chocolate chips and some little sweet treats you already KNOW what heās going to do (make some fondue to cheer you up. Or as he likes to call it āfon-do you ;)ā. GODS I love him.), or how you never even have to pat yourself down for a lighter or remember where you put your matches or worry about lighting the grill for a cookout which you find terrifying every time and he finds SO endearing, he just takes care of that shit. Donāt even get me STARTED on how he fixes shit up around the house or your apartment, or how heāll just make you little things, or his biggest love language: fixing problems you didnāt even know you had. āGreek godsā this, āroman godsā that, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU TO SMOOCH THIS MAN!!!!!!!!! AND YOU FUCKING DO!!!!! EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CANNOT BELIEVE IT. HE STARTS GIGGLING. HE CANNOT WRAP HIS BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRAIN AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU GET CUTENESS AGGRESSION TOWARDS HIM, THAT YOU JUST WANT TO SMOTHER HIM IN KISSES AND BITE HIS CHEEKS AND MORE KISSES. AND SOME MORE KISSES AFTER THAT (heās heard itās the most pleasant way to go) so it truly is a reward system for you both tbh. Win win.Ā
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headcanons for characters who I feel would get their asses handed to them by none other than Jack Brewer is UP for early access on patreon and dropping here on 6/4/26!
this was supposed to be an ask but got way too long so it's headcanons now!!! enjoy babeses!!! also disclaimer I DO NOT know much about tattoos. As always I try my best to do research but PLEASE take what I say with a grain of salt and feel free to leave feedback if I get something wrong but I beg of thee milord to be nice I have double cancer placements in my birth chart and I am sensitive :')
OH HELL YES HELL YES!!!!!! I know you didnāt ask but first and foremost, I FIRMLY believe that Jack (and his band) sound a LOT like Stone Sourās earlier work (from what Iāve heard so far I found them while looking for a voice claim lol. Also if anyone has any bands that they think would work as voice/music claims for Jack Mercer and his band hit me UPPPPP!!!!) Specifically the song come what(ever) may, it gives me hella Jack vibes.
Okay, Iāll drop the updated (and color coded!!) tattoo tour, then go into detail with headcanons for each one, plus other tats I think heād get at the end.Ā
(disclaimer: there are so many layers in the mdp file I made the og tour on and I, a silly goose, did not label them. I grouped them by placement, and since have figured out what ALL, yes ALL, of his tats are. Iāve color coded them for additional clarity)
Starting off at the top with his chest, we have the japanese kanji for āwaā
I think this is really REALLY telling about his personality
Also I think itās fucking adorable that he got it on the opposite side of his chest from where his heart is
Like your heart symbolizes desire and and love and emotional intuition and stuff
So getting a kanji on the opposite side that means peace and unity and harmony reads to me like he was almost balancing it out in a way??
Like your heart is on the inside for yourself, and wa is on the outside and is a representation of connections with other people and your community and humanity at large yk
Just my take but that one definitely reads as something thatās very deeply meaningful to him and a HUGE part of his life philosophyĀ
Next up, the bigass crosses on his shoulders
You can see it better in other scenes than here but theyāre mirrored/matching images both in design and placement
I feel like these are mostly for the aesthetic
Like when he was a kid and he would picture ācool rockstar with tattoosā it was always two big gothic crosses on the shoulders and a tattoo of the bandās name or logo and then some other stuff on the arms
Itās one of those things where no matter how much music he writes and how many shows he does with his band, when he catches a glimpse of those particular tattoos by accident THATāS always what makes him feel like hell YEAH Iām a rockstar!!!!!
Inside of his wrists: previously unidentified scale-like lettering (now identified as his initials, J M)
Okay, it seems to be a stylized sans serif font of J on his right wrist and M on his left (looking at him we see J on OUR left and M on OUR right. Probably obvious but as a dyslexic bitch itās always beneficial for me to be very clear about left/right orientation like that)
Hereās where it gets really cute to me
So we read english from left to right. The letters are pointing toward his hands, which means when he holds out his wrists to show them off, theyāre oriented for someone ELSE to read (theyād be on the opposite wrist if he wanted them oriented for him to read)
BUT BECAUSE OF THE PLACEMENT OTHER PEOPLE WILL READ IT AS M J. HE GOT SOMETHING ABOUT THE PLACEMENT OR ORIENTATION BACKWARDS/MIXED UP. WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING CUTE.
Itās the type of thing Bobby teases him about but Jack will SO FUCKING double down that he ABSOLUTELY did it on purpose and Bobby just doesnāt get it, man
Heās lowkey a little embarrassed even though he has to admit itās kind of funny
Will die from multiple gunshot wounds before he admits that it was a mistake (youngest sibling core)
āSparesā on right forearm
On his right forearm is the word āsparesā in HUGE lowercase celtic font lettering
This is interesting because itās very visible and stylized pretty deliberately (we see american traditional and japanese traditional influences in the styles he picks, and a little pinch of gothic influence, this is the only one that seems to have a visible celtic influence)
I am loud and proud about my headcanon for this, which is that āsparesā is the name of his band
And thatās how their logo is stylized, all lowercase in a somewhat celtic calligraphy fontĀ
I actually found a free font thatās virtually identical for any of my fan artists and Jack bitches out there (paulās celtic font 1 from dafont, pictured below*)
(disclaimer that I did use the in program text settings to make it bold bc I think thatās the cherry on top, preview of what it looks like normally)
Additionally, I also think itād be really cute if there are three other guys in his band because heās subconsciously recreating the formula that āworkedā with his family. His magic number is āme + three other dudesā and IT FUCKING WORKS EVERY TIME
Also I get the feeling that the number and lineup of guys in Spares has changed a little over time. Like theyāll lose a member, someone will get swapped out because of creative differences or drugs or burnout or something, one or two other people join temporarily and one ends up sticking around for longer, that sort of thing
But the consistency in Spares IS Jack
He is absolutely the heart and soul of the band
I also firmly believe that heās wanted a tattoo of his bandās name for YEARS but made a promise to himself that he wouldnāt get it until they reached a point where they couldnāt really change their name before he got it
Like once theyāve cut an album and a couple EPs, survived their first shitty tour of the east coast playing underground shows, once theyāre advertised and KNOWN as Spares and canāt change their name without a marketing/rebranding nightmare, THATāS when heāll get it
Also, sidebar: you know how people say āovernight success takes yearsā??? Like people who have blown up seemingly out of nowhere have been working towards that for years and years??? THATāS SPARES. Theyāve been doing underground shows in New York and New Jersey and Philly, theyāve recorded a TON of demos and a couple EPs of questionable quality, they have like two albums written but Jack is holding out on recording them because he wants to do it right
And because we ALL know he 100% lives and is totally and completely fine and healthy, after he recovers from the NONFATAL āI got shot multiple timesā incident, itās actually the media attention of Sweetās death and/or arrest (everything post snowball fight is up to interpretation imo, because we do NOT accept that ending as canon) and Fowlerās arrest that leads to Spares finally starting to get recognizedĀ
Jack recovers and after spending pretty much the whole time he was in the hospital overflowing with ideas and inspiration, he gets back to new york with like two or three albums worth of AMAZING songs
An surprise surprise, their down on his luck manager thatās been scrambling to get them any gig possible is now OVERWHELMED with venues desperate to book them
They have record labels reaching out and getting into BIDDING WARS over them
His bandmates were worried sick when they heard heād been shot and as soon as Jack gets back to New York and finds out about all the publicity they got from this, heās like āman, maybe I should get shot up more oftenā
Theyāre like āJACK THATāS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!ā even though theyāre trying and failing not to laugh. Itās actually very comforting to see that heās joking about it. He also jokes that now that heās got bullet wounds heāll look even more badass to girls. Tattoos, 6ā3 guitarist, deep voice sweet smile, AND bullet scars that have a more and more dramatic story every time he tells it???? Who WOULDNāT fall in love????!?!?!!
I could go on but Iāll leave that there and move onto the next tat
Next up, the flaming heart on his right bicep (aka one of my favorites)
Itās incredibly blurry but I PROMISE you it does in fact read Evelyn
WHOāS CUTTING UP ONIONS???????????
I have a whole story about how he got this tattoo, but thatās a story for another time (it has to do with Bobby being a very fun very cool older brother who makes very questionable decisions at time. Iām not elaborating at this moment but will in a later post.)
This was his first tattoo, which in his mind his first tattoo MUST be an homage, thank you, and tribute to his mom Evelyn
Jack, a tried and true and shamelessly loyal mamaās boy, showing up to high school the next day when someoneās like āwait did you get a tattoo of your MOMāS name????ā: Duh. like DUH!!!! DUHHHHHH!!!!!
Skull and pointy things, inside of his right forearm
Ā Not positive what the things on the side are supposed to be
It kind of looks like a pelvis/hip bones to me, but itās probably just jagged pointy banners/framing
Also part of the aesthetic/rockstar vibe he lives and breathes
Skull tattoo is scribbled in marker on a list of things you need to be a rockstar somewhere in his old stuff from when he was kid
Back of left bicep, sleepy beer belly man
Ā At a loss for words with this one honestly
Sleepy beer belly man lives rent free in my head. I have so many questions and fear I will never get an answer
This could be a lot of things
An inside joke, a rare drunk tattoo, an in universe thing, some sort of reference I am fully out of the loop on
I have no idea!
I think sleepy beer belly man is the bees knees. I giggle whenever I catch a glimpse of that goofy little guy
If you or anyone you know has ANY. AND I MEAN ANY INSIGHT on what sleepy beer belly man is or might be, I BEG THEE MILORD. PLEASE GRACE ME WITH THINE WISDOM.
Bonus: tattoos I think heād get later on
Two doves/birds carrying a banner over a heart. The banner contains your name, and is one of his very very few color tattoos
Your lipstick mark on his neck with your initial (outline or black and white, possibly solid black). Jack might not bring you up all the time (he prefers to let his crowbar and hands do the talking) but he might as well be walking around with a neon t shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY GF/BF/BOO THANG PLEASEEEEE ASK ME ABOUT MY SHAWTY BAE!!!!!!!!! He LOVES any excuse to talk about you and brag about you, and he LOVES having a very visible very permanent indicator that his heart actually lives outside of his ribcage and in your pretty pretty hands. Also itās a little immature/petty of him but he LOVES the moment when groupies realize heās not into them because heās exclusively into you. Internally heās like āyeah, itās not your fault theyāre so perfect and no one can hold a candle to them. But theyāre so perfect and no one can hold a candle to them.ā itās like a reward.
More of your kisses SCANDALOUSLY low on his hips lol. Probably either just the one next to his happy trail, or one on either side (we know this boy loves symmetry lmao). Also a bit of a bragging right/excuse to talk about you and how much he loves you.
Five stars on his hand where your fingers sit when you hold his hand :ā)
A thin red line around his thumb. He doesnāt explain this one and it takes you forever to realize the meaning behind it (red string of fate)
A small four leaf clover next to/around/over all his bullet scars. Luck for surviving, and more importantly, an homage to the bond between him and his brothers which is really where that luck came from. Iām going to go sob and throw up now.
A cat and banner that reads 8 lives (not 9, 8. Itās giving āI think that god is gonna have to kill me twice, kill me twice like my name was Nikki Sixxā from young and menace by fob. Itās actually very fitting for him tbh.) Itās also a larger reminder that he survived a whole lot of bullshit and will continue to do so, and also sort of a bragging right lol
You don't have to do this but if you're up to it, could you please do a Leo x Hades!reader? I think about it a lot bcz Hades kids are unusually cold and can take more heat then others (it's takes a lot to cool them down) and their good for cuddles in the summer. I just thought that him being hot and her being cold would be super cute. But do you think that their insides, like mouth and stuff, are also cold or is the inside of their body hot? Regardless,I just want a physically cold Hades reader x Leo Valdez por favor (please) if not then it's okay
OOHHHHHH HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES BITCH. We already know that Leo LOVES him an alt baddie (source: light up the dark by yours truly) and we also know heās basically the furthest thing from a born and raised new englander/canadian/alaskan etc. My point is Leo is from Houston Texas, bounced around some (probably also southern) foster homes, and ended up stuck in a troubled teen school in Nevada. Long Island is officially THE coldest place heās ever lived hands down, since it gets up to the high 70s in temperature (Farrenheit. I tried to do a little conversion chart but it was too messy to read so uh. MS paint bitch)
I spent more time on that than I probably should have. ANYWAY
My point is that Leo really really fuckin knows how to appreciate refreshing cool temperatures in the summer heat (even if that heat is mild compared to what heās used to). You better believe the two of you are joint at the hip for a lot of reasons, but especially because your system is you keep him nice and cool in the summer, he keeps you nice and cozy in the winter. Is a large part of that an excuse to cuddle more? Probably! Do either of you care? Fuck no! Believe that Frank will also periodically ask to borrow you when his poor overheated Canadian ass has to deal with summer heat too lmao. Leoās favorite hobby in this situation is giving him a fake hard time about it. Itās Leoās favorite bit. And naturally itās Frankās least favorite bit. Leoās always extra touchy around you, always sighing into kisses and muttering stuff like āwhere the hell were you when it was 102 degrees in April, hm?āĀ
Also real talk, youāll probably end up with some cheesy nickname because of this. Ice cube. AC. Peppermint Patty. I donāt make the rules, I just inform you about his shenanigans. GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN.Ā
hayā¦ā¦if i may be indulged can we maybe have some tristan dugray crumbsā¦..ive read ur hcs abt him and im obsessed :p subject is totally up to you lol
BABES. YES. Okay I've got like zero juice at the time of writing this but you know what I can't stop thinking about??? TRISTIN'S SCENT PROFILE. Here's the tea on that:
cologne (with notes/accords in the link)
Daily: acqua di gio by armani - notes include lime, lemon, bergamot, jasmine, sea, hyacinth, coriander, white musk, cedar, oakmoss
For parties: suavage by dior - notes include bergamont, pepper, lavender, vetiver, geranium, cedar
(or, for impressing YOU at a party: replica jazz club by maison martin margiela - notes include pink pepper, lemon, rum, vetiver oil, tobacco, vanilla bean)
For formal events: aventus by creed - notes include bergamot, black currant, apple, lemon, pink pepper, patchouli, moroccan jasmine, birch, oak moss, cedarwood
his secret weapon/signature scent: la nuit de l'homme by yves saint laurent - notes include cardamom, lavender, cedar, bergamot, vetiver
other than that, the general scents he gravitates towards are usually more in the aquatic/citrus/spa plant ballpark (stuff like eucalyptus, cedar, moss, vetiver). tldr he smells really. really fucking good.
i need.. leo valdez porn links.. like u did w spencerā¦.
what if I tongue kissed you on the mouth????? /p
(disclaimer: nsft twt links below the cut, log in to view, DNI if you're under 18 obviously)
Spoiling subby!Leo with a reach around and some cuddling <3
Eepy seepy morning sex w leo is the BEST sex w leo
How he eats you out (or, munch!Leo vol. 1)Ā
Leo noises <3
Subby!Leo + handjob pt 2Ā
Leo on top (he's insatiable!)
More of him being a munch (aka munch!Leo vol. 2)Ā
He KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH HIS HANDSSSSSS
Don't you love sitting on his lap? <3
Type of videos he sends you when you're apart (he misses you so bad he's in agony and has to view being away from you as foreplay or he'll never survive)
He knows when you need to get dicked down!!!!!
He's truly a switch. You can touch him as much as you want and he can't get enough of it.Ā
Leo Valdez is an insatiable munch volume 3Ā
If he's not on top of you and kissing all over your face something ain't rightĀ
Matching each others freak to a degree that's concerning and hazardous to the general public /j
GIVE THIS MANS BINGBONGS SOME LOVING!!!!!
lmk if y'all want more bc I fear conrad fisher might be up next
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Hiyaa is Curiosity is a Wonderful thing coming back :)? No pressure just wondering!
YES IT IS I PROMISE!!!!! I have an unfortunate history of hitting a mid fanfiction slump where it seems like I've dropped the project entirely but I HAVE NOT!!!!! The whole thing is outlined (somewhat questionably lol) and I swear to GOD we are going to finish the whole thing and it will be messy and delicious and spectacular.
The good news is while I have a history of the mid fic slump, I have a SPOTLESS track record of finishing what I start. Writing wise at least. so rest easy babes because Curiosity will be back as soon as I catch my fuckin breath lol /lh
to tide you over, here's a fun fact! Ben ABSOLUTELY gets cuteness aggression towards you. There are times when he sees you and you're not even doing anything but you're so cute he just wants to squeeze you in a hug and maybe bite you a little. He has the restraint not to act on it (99% of the time) but don't be surprised if he sometimes just gets these bursts of aggressive cuddly affection
Oh my god, I loved your post about Jack's tattoos, I've always been curious to know what they meant (sorry if the message doesn't make sense, I'm writing it with a translator :p)
FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH!!!!! babes I loved this so much I wrote 2k of headcanons and analysis plus detailed photos and a color coded chart :') (it's up right now on my patreon and will post here on 5/14/26, 5pm EST) in the mean time to tide you over, these are some songs that I think sound like jack and his band:
lips of an angel - hinder
better luck next time - lifehouse
way down we go - kaleo (more for the vocals than the genre, if it was a little edgier/grungier it would be 10/10)
ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU SMM
IM SO GLAD I FINALLY FOUND YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AFTER READING NEARLY ALL YOUR LEO VALDEZ FANFICTION ON AO3!!
MY FRIEND WHO IS ALSO OBSESSED WITH YOUR WORKS IS GONNA LOVE THIS OMGG
you literally were the one who FED me back when i was still obsessed with leo (still am but shhh)
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING
AAAAAAAAH BABES IāM SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING THE FUCK UPPPPP!!!!!!! SMOOCHES!!!!!! ONE MILLION SMOOCHES FOR YOU AND ONE MILLION FOR YOUR FRIEND RIGHT NOWWWW!!!!!
And I totally get you. Leo Valdez brain rot does not EVER go away. You know how Princess Diana was called the peopleās princess? Leo Valdez is the peopleās pookie. OH I want to bite him so bad right now. Something Leo centric Iāve been thinking about lately is how much he would LOVEEEE his super into fashion!gf/partner. Like youāre basically a walking barbie/bratz/monster high doll and he EATS THAT SHIT UPPPPPPP. You could spend hours talking about kibbe types and undertones and how different cuts of skirts will look TOTALLY different depending on the fabric so you really have to know both to know how it will move. Leo is barely following you. Heās so engaged with what youāre saying and he LOVES hearing you talk (especially when itās something youāre real passionate about. He goes apeshit.) He can and will listen to you talk for hours and hours and still be down for more. You could just be yapping in simlish and heād love it.Ā
Maybe you have a tumblr where you post your ootds and thrifting finds and sewing projects, maybe youāre more of a tiktok or instagram person. Hell, maybe you just upload your shit to pinterest. Maybe youāre not on social media at all. But when you sink your teeth into a project??? He gets SO invested vicariously. You know how a lot of times boyfriends get really bored waiting for their girlfriends to shop or try on clothes, how they sometimes make āboyfriend play zonesā for men waiting for their partners??? That is NOT a Leo problem. He really said ācouldnāt be me. Yāall stay safe thoughā.Ā
You call him or burst into his workshop or gently wake him up at some ungodly (ungodSly) hour of night looking absolutely feral because YOU JUST FOUND THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER BALLET HEELS FROM THEIR FALL 2011 LINE ON MERCARI AND THEYāRE GOING TO BE SHIPPED THIS WEEK!!!!! Leoās head is basically just full of jello soup from how late it is and how tired he is but heās already smiling. Heās already beaming ear to ear and hyping you up so hard.
āOh shiiiiiit! See? I knew you could do it mami,ā he teases, pulling you closer and running his hands up and down your sides and hips and thighs affectionately. And then just to make you giggle, he nuzzles into your neck and nibbles your ear.Ā
āDamn, those are gonna look so fire on you. Iām gonna have to be the one with the extinguisher this time.ā
song rec: hot mess - palaye royale (also desire - palaye royale)
a/n: AWOOGA AWOOGA!!! this man is so fucking fine he broke me out of my headcanon hibernation slumber. In the words of Bobby Hill, "THAT'S MY MANS!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!!!!" (aka me turning into a honeybadger around his groupies)
Alright weāre coming in strong and hot and fast so is Jack!
First and foremost this man is three things
Insatiable
OUTRAGEOUSLY obsessed with unwrapping you like a present
And the BIGGEST munch of all fucking time
āWhat ever happened to hello? What ever happened to good morning, how are you?ā HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????? THEREāS NO TIME DICK IN MOUTH IMMEDIATELYYYYYYYY
I canāt stop thinking about his fucking tongue piercing
AND the fact that heās a very very very good guitar player
Like seriously your coochie???? OBLITERATED
Jack LOVES going down on you
I cannot stress that enough
You know the lyric from desire by palaye royale????Ā
āI can see the look in your eyes/I just wanna dive between your thighsā
That one???????
Yeah Jack actually WROTE THAT ABOUT YOU.Ā
Any emo/punk/rock/angsty songs that are just OVERWHELMINGLY HORNY?? Jack for shit sure wrote those lyrics (and even more significantly hornier, more yearning, dirtier ones. He has broken the horny richter scale)
He feels incomplete if heās not either rubbing his long ass fingers against your gspot and sucking on your clit (or the other way around. Maybe heās rubbing his tongue piercing on your gspot and playing your poor clit like a fucking guitar riff)
Like he GENUINELY reaches a flow state when heās eating you out
And when you start getting all nervous and squirmy because heās overstimulating you???
The motherfucker has the audacity to LAUGH INTO YOUR PUSSY
Deepass rumbles that just make your legs shakier and coochie drippier
And then!!! HE DOUBLES DOWN
Iām not going to lie to you, heās the youngest of all his siblings. He is GOING to have a bit of a bratty streak now and again.Ā
Jack is generally SO sweet and respectful and doesnāt go looking for trouble
So it sort of feels like a 180 when he just keeps going and going and going
Like heās trying to see how much of his mouth and tongue and hands you can take before you snap (thatās exactly what heās doing
Like his goal whenever he goes down on you (again I cannot stress how often it is. This man LIVES to chow down on your box) is to get you so worked up and desperate and simultaneously overstimulated that youāre whining and pulling his hair to try and make him come up and fuck you properly already
If heās not teasing you enough that youāre pulling his hair on instinct, he hasnāt teased you enough
And donāt get me started on how fucking VOCAL he is
We know heās generally not much of a chatterbox unless heās chattering in YOUR box Iām sorry Iāll see myself out
And that doesnāt change too too much when youāre ādoing a lot of making upā as Angel put itĀ
But good god the NOISES?????? Jesus fucking christ itās enough to make you cum untouched
And justifiably so
Picture this: Jackās on top of you (or underneath you or whatever) and all you hear is his heavy shaky breathing, thick swallows, his grunts and gasps and rumbly groans that eventually build up to moaning like a whore in your ear
The best part isā¦ itās not performative. Like you actually make him feel so loved and fire off so many good chemicals in his brain and youāre so fucking gorgeous and feel so goddamn good wrapped around him, all soft and gummy and squeezing him just right
It just happens. It all just slips out organically. He has NO shot of a poker face with you, nor would he want to have one
You know those thirsty ass copypastas that are like āno lube no protection all day all night every position in every room-ā
Iā¦ unfortunately donāt think thereās a better way to describe the sexual chemistry between you two
Speaking of positions, Jack also cannot wrap his mind around how COMFORTING you are. I could get heavy into the emotional aspect of that but letās save that for the sfw hcs and focus on getting dicked down by our 6ā3 punk rock guitarist boyfriend <3Ā
Aside from the obvious and all consuming emotional safety and understanding he feels with you (with how traumatic his upbringing was I CANNOT stress how important that is to him. Feeling safe around you basically means youāre mated for life!!! Congratulations, what kind of china patterns would you like for your wedding registry?)
Being around you just activates allllllll the physical manifestations of comfort safe yay good cozy letās stay like this forever I want to crawl inside your skin in him
Like you belong together on a cellular level
Which OBVIOUSLY also means on top of lots of normal sex, thereās also a whole lot of cockwarming and sleepy lazy morning sex and before bed cuddlefucking (and afternoon cuddlefucking and cockwarming him while heās working on songs andā¦ yeah the list goes on)
One of his favorite positions for said cuddlefucking is being the big spoon and just bear hugging you with his dick inside you
Itās so warm and cozy and he gets to hold you like a plushie and bury his face in your hair
And you getā¦ to be cuddlefucked by Jack Mercer, and have his heavy breathing and whiny grunts right in your ear
So thatās OBVIOUSLY a win-win situation
Also any time youāre having sex and his arms are wrapped around you, something you do sort of by accident that makes him INSANEEEEEE AND LOVESICKKKKKKKK is when you bite down on his tattoos. When you mouth at them and suck on them and accidentally leave hickeys peeking out around the ink.Ā
Youāre not even aware of it, and itās probably just the natural placement and positioning of everything
But the fact that the hickeys you leave on his arms are usually partially hidden under his tattoos makes his head SPIN
It feels so much more intimate than if it were just randomly placed out in the open (he LOVES those too donāt get me wrong. He wants you to mark him up as much as he wants to mark you up. Invest in some really good concealer and color corrector now sis, youāre gonna need it!)
But itās likeā¦ itās like an extra little secret just for the two of you
He thinks itās probably close to how you feel when he buys you lingerie that you get to wear under your clothes all day
A secret little kiss that stays with each of you constantly
Also have you ever wondered how to turn a guy into full unga bunga throw you over his shoulder and drag you to bed feral horny mode??? Wanna know how to activate that?????
For Cracker Jack, itās all that cute lingerie you have!!!Ā
He likes the valentines day stuff, the stuff clearly meant to make the wearer look sexy for their partner
Itās great
But you know what he loves hands down a THOUSAND times more????
The stuff you already have. The stuff you get for yourself because itās cute and comfy and fits your aesthetic and makes you feel all fancy. Thatās the shit that makes him go fully insane.Ā
And we all know how good a lil contrasting aesthetics moment is
So if your favorite store has some kind of crazy ten minute sale and you get a FUCK TON of cute little nighties and bra n panty sets and babydoll panty sets to sleep in and lightweight gauzy little negligees that look like theyād just blow away in a mild breeze
ā¦oh boy. Oh god. I hope you donāt have plans for a while because youāre about to lose the ability to walk normally for a WHILE
He doesnāt know why all the cute soft pastel colors, all the delicate ruffles and dainty bows and lacy little accents drive him so fucking INSANE, why the little gingham ribbons and embroidered flowers or hearts or whatever make him actually salivate and turn into an animal (in a good way obviously)
But honestly heās never asked himself why
Because heās so overcome with love and lust and want and need at the very passing THOUGHT of you in your cute little bras and panties that any kind of analysis has flown out the window
Heās either looking for you as soon as the thought approaches
Or texting you something filthy
Or immediately trying to distract himself so he doesnāt get hard in public or something
Speaking of texts!!! You know how we talked about his voice???????
Phone. Sex.Ā
For your consideration, Jack and his band Spares are on their first tour (I chose that name for his band because he has a massive forearm tattoo that reads spares so um. Not sure what other reason he would have to get that tattooed if it wasnāt his bandās name/logo. Also I think it fits really well)
Anyway, Spares are on their first tour and itās amazing and incredible, but youāre still working. So you come out to some of the shows to see them on weekends when you can get away, which is great because Jack misses you, and he always performs better when youāre in the crowd, and the guys LOVE you
But when youāre not out visiting him? When youāre holding down the fort in your cramped little New York apartment you live in together??
Expect a lot of phone calls
Expect to stay on the phone for god knows how long just yapping about whatever because he misses your voice
And expect his hums and murmurs as he listens to start getting deeper and rougher and needier
You know how I said you could probably cum untouched from like his sounds or the way his hands look or something I donāt remember verbatim what I said and Iām too tired and dyslexic to hunt it down rn
Jack ABSOLUTELY has cum just from hearing you talk about whatever. Just the sound of your pretty voice and cute laugh and huffy sighs when youāre annoyed, just the intimacy laced in your voice that only comes out around him
Um. HELL yeah heās getting off to that
Everything about you just lights him up like a manhattan christmas tree
Iām cutting myself off here so I can sleep (aka blush and giggle and kick my feet until I doze off maladaptive daydreaming about Jack) and so thereās enough fuel for more hcs later
Good luck coping with this knowledge!!!! Iām not coping with it well at all!!!!! Since I canāt stop thinking about riding him into fucking oblivion, neither will you <3
When I tell you this man is INSATIABLE. Itās an understatement. Heās a WIZARD at stem and building shit and fixing shit and engineering and figuring out how things tick. Which means you better say goodbye to your ability to walk without ibuprofen and fucking bambi trying to walk on ice legs.Ā
Leo wants to EAT you. Heās not a āooh lemme go down on you to get you turned onā guy. This man is fucking hungry. There was some tiktok of a guy being like āI want to EAT you. Then I want to eat you AGAIN. Then I want to take a break for us to have snacks where I feed you little bites of whatever weāre eating, then eat YOU AGAIN FOR DESSERT-ā and yeah thatās Leo thatās what Leo is like. He genuinely reaches a fucking flow state with his fingers and tongue all over your folds. He SALIVATES at the thought of your cooch on his mouth.Ā
Heāll fucking DEVOUR your pussy whenever and wherever he can. He really likes pinning you down on mildly inconvenient surfaces that have you squeezing your thighs around his head like earmuffs. He likes having you sit on the arm of the couch and pushing you back so youāre flat on the cushions with your hips propped up. That one in particular makes you all squirmy. (visual aid below because that was probably confusing)
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Angst time! (with fluff at the end ofc) Jason Todd didnāt go to school. Like at all. He had no formal education before 7th or 8th grade when Bruce found him. With his home life, it wasnāt hard to see how something like that slipped through the cracks. He lied about it for years, of course. Obviously. When Bruce took him in and Jason found out he was calling around various Gotham public schools to look for his transcripts, Jason told him they got lost in their records or something. That sounded sus to Bruce, but Jason went on and on about how bad the public school systems are, how it shouldnāt be a surprise in this day and age with all the mass quittings and teacherās strikes and school shootings that stuff like that happens.Ā
And Bruce agreed. He still followed up with a few more schools just in case, but found nothing. Every single time he was actually connected through to someone, he got the same answer from a frazzled, checked out receptionist juggling his call with two other conversations and barking orders at kids to stop messing around and wait for their parents to come get them.Ā
His training as Robin meant private tutors education wise (who he could easily circumnavigate by appealing to their elitist superiority complexes and emphasizing that he went to some shitty public school before this so obviously the system failed him until now.) So began the reading and the googling. Living in Wayne manor means unrestricted internet access (fine for a college aged guy like Dickā¦ not so much for a feral 13 year old) and unrestricted access to the insane amount of dusty ass old books everywhere.Ā
Jason Todd has a bizarre mix of nihilistic gratitude and bone deep I was so fucking screwed over towards his educational upbringing. Or lack thereof. And he doesnāt talk about it. He doesnāt tell anyone because heās an adult now, whatās the point? Sure, it might make Bruce feel even shittier about himself, but it would be beating a dead horse by now. Besides, a part of him (the traumatized part) always lands back on āwell you worked SO HARD to hide it from them, itās not like you have the RIGHT to rub it in their faces nowā¦ you KIND OF did it to yourself :/ā THERAPY IMMEDIATELYYYYY. Ā Plus that whole mess started back before Bruce even knew he existed. So if he starts poking holes, people will pull threads that lead to a blatantly obvious truth heād really rather just ignore or forget or move on from or ārepressā or whatever.Ā
How horrifyingly easy it is for a kid to justā¦ disappear. Slip through the cracks. And how instinctive it is for that kid to cover it up as easily as theyād blink.Ā
And you know what else?? You know whoās fucking PERFECT for him because of that. Homeschooled!reader. Unschooled!reader. All that jazz. If you were sick a lot growing up and couldnāt go to normal school, youāre perfect for him. Maybe your parents traveled all the time for work, maybe you lived in a really rural area. Maybe itās some other thing I didnāt even specify. If you had a weird, different, non traditional educational history, you and Jason Todd are going to click on a cellular level without even realizing why.Ā
You think heās just the best boyfriend ever (for all the normal reasons but also) because he binge watches all those angsty teen high school drama shows you love so much. HeĀ gets INTO them. Like as much as you are. Thereās something so cathartic about it for both of you, and it sort of feels like you get to experience what you missed out on together in a strange way.Ā
He really doesnāt think he can get any more down bad for you until he makes some joke about how unrealistic something in the show is and you reply āprobably. I mean, I wouldnāt know from experience.ā like itās no big deal. He doesnāt say anything about it, just pulls you a little closer and cuddles you like youāre his favorite teddy bear.Ā
You have no idea what you just did, but without even trying to you gave Jason something that no one else has ever been able to give him in honesty.Ā
I may be stupid but what do the letters on your Leo ao3 headcanons mean šš like ādating hcs (f)ā āswitcheroo au h/c, fā ācockwarming (s,f)ā
OH MY GODDDD YOURE NOT STUPID AT ALL!!!!!!!
Hcs = headcanons
S = smut
F = fluff
H/c = hurt/comfort
A = angst
They're just abbreviated so the titles aren't horrendously long lol
