#oldbag

Love the guy’s vibes, love his contributions to Space and The World, but my fist thought upon reading his name was that “”Reid Wiseman”” sounds like something Ace Attorney would name an old librarian.

edgeworth straight up telling oldbag he’s gay or has a boyfriend could go in a lot of different ways but by far the funniest is her just saying “well why didn’t you SAY something” and then never hitting on him again. edgeworth is banging his head against the wall wishing he’d done that years ago 

honestly a tragedy and a crime that you never get to defend wendy oldbag in the ace attorney games. she would be so fuckin funny as a defendant