the stolen turnabout: oh thank god a prosecutor that doesn't fucking berate me
turnabout beginnings: .................... you know i kinda wish he'd just berated me!!
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the stolen turnabout: oh thank god a prosecutor that doesn't fucking berate me
turnabout beginnings: .................... you know i kinda wish he'd just berated me!!

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Long time no postcanon Diego nonsense from yours truly
I don't have much else to offer so I'll ramble a bit about the au itself below
kung fu fighting but it's actually just lawyers that point at each other and OCCASIONALLY assualt ppl in court
"Yoho, Godot! Have I got something to tell you!"
"Is it really something so important that you have to tell it to me before you give your order to the Potionista?"
"Telling you ought to give the kid a good idea about what I'm looking for, if he's listening. See, I recently got just a bit tired of destroying stuff all the time and decided I wanted to try my great big royal hand at growing stuff for a change!"
"And from there I realized that farming and gardening like folks do in that Stardew place is my new calling!"
"Oh? So it's market supplies you wanna buy off of us today."
"Yes, but that's only part the work done, my good fellow! I thinks I can start up a major health craze that'll get more people to look up to me and obey me, and the higher the quality of healthy products I grow, the likelier my chances are!"
"So before I go take a look-see at the back market, I’ll have that potion-making wiz kid of yours brew me up the greenest potion on your menu for me to examine and drink down along with my salad!”
"Probably gonna be better to examine than it will be to taste, but good on you for having a healthy mindset about it!”
"Yo, Manager Man! I think I'm gonna need more than a hot potion!"
"You're one of the few who'd need a hot potion during the summertime to start with. But go on, what else is it that you need?"
"Since it's about to be mid-Summer, Junior and I are gonna have us a nice cookout. But the last few times we've tried barbecuing meat, our fire breath overcooked it. If only we had a proper grill for this!"
"Somehow I figured that was where this was going. Varian?"
"I've already got the cupboard halfway open! Oh, Mr. Maaaaaaagik!"
[Inside the Secret Storage Room, Mr. Magik indentifies the Black Grill. Varian takes it and delivers it to Bowser.]
"Yeeeeah, that's the flaming hot product I needed! Just the right size and color too! Wait 'til I show it to Junior! Mid-Summer back at my kingdom's gonna be sizzlin' tomorrow! Gwar-hawr-hawr-hawr-hawr!"

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Finished Stolen Turnabout and was reminded that I do just adore the Delites. They are so in love.
Readying my heart and soul for Turnabout Beginnings.
(Previous Letter)
Dear Random Freak,
You've got a unique way of forecasting disaster, my freaky friend. Unless this is your idea of a threat?
-Diego Armando
Interest Check for a Diego Armando/Godot Week 2026!
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