craig: *drunk* okay bro, so run this by me again.
dadsona: *also drunk* okay: jump on that dumpster, flip onto the fire escape, crawl up the roof, then do a front flip on to the adjacent roof, back flip over brian, and then back onto the sidewalk.
craig: ... you lost me after dumpster.
dadsona: *groans* dumpster. fire escape. roof. other roof. brian. sidewalk. don’t care how you do it, just make it look cool. camera’s rolling.
craig: are you sure they’re going to use this footage in the new assassin’s creed?
dadsona: uh, yes? definitely.
dadsona: you’ve got one shot because i only have 3% battery and i think there’s two cops fast walking their way over here.
craig: let's do this, bro!