#offical dinosaur

There are a few “paradoxes” I take issue with because there’s a clear answer. For example: the chicken and the egg. Every time it’s brought up I have to resist yelling at them because it’s the egg. It’s always been the egg and it’ll always be the egg. Not only did eggs come millions upon millions of years beforehand due to evolution, but also if we’re talking about specifically chicken eggs, it’s still the egg because guess what the first chicken hatched from? An egg. It’s not even that interesting of a question. I like to have debates over things to discuss different interpretations of something, so I hate when this gets brought up because there is an answer that’s objectively more correct and genuinely interesting debates should have nuance and not have one option better. Idk why I’m going on this rant I felt bored but the chicken and the egg debate is still dumb btw

Shoutout to Blathers from Animal Crossing. He just wants to yap about creatures. He would love to infodump to you about dinosaurs. I for one love him infodumping about them.

I was with someone today and they were talking about how they bailed out of archaeology class because the professor said that they needed to be okay with the fact that dinosaur fossils were placed by God to test people’s faith. If you agree with that statement come fight me 6 pm pst in a grocery store parking lot of your choice. It’s on sight and I am not a weak dinosaur. I am filled with pure rage and on only a few hours of sleep.