#obnoxious laughter

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HOLY SHIT THIS KILLS THE MAN WITH LAUGHS

favorite nightvales, let’s just fuckin go with carlos

same:

TIME TO DO A SCIENCE

debated by the general population at large about an ambiguously latinx/hispanic background

really embarrassingly easy to distract with shiny

different:

i have not attempted to stop giant masked figures from going to war

nor have i visited some otherworldy out-world yet

carlos is an actively practicing scientist whereas i work for a vague yet menacing government agency currently in a non-scientific manner

favorite metal gear, im going with REX (●__●)

same:

hit it in the weak point for massive damage

walks on two legs

can often be found in a government bunker

different:

i’ve never met solid snek

i run on food and caffeine, i’m pretty sure REX runs on nuclear

fUCK

DOUBLE FUCK I had to do this list over partially because DIO Dio is a very specific subset of DIOs this was actually pretty hard lmao

shared:

we both look excellent in a sleeveless turtleneck

make weird noises and terribad faces when pretty much any… thing happens

DIO has the three moles on the left ear thing going for him, I’ve got three earrings in the same spot that I got even before getting into the joey joes it was meant to be

different:

I have never attempted to seduce a sixteen year-old priest

cannot summon ZA WARUDO to freeze time, pull sick nasty pranks on frenchmen

why would you be afraid this is a Good Reason for a dress