i have discovered the funniest possible solution to this problem i was having with object college. i was the MC in the dream, and i cannot for the life of me remember what object i was nor the name the MC had in the dream (it was not mine and i notably did not act like myself in the dream, i was like. observing via watching through their eyes if that makes any sense at all).
so you know how ppl will draw those spheres with the big "Y/N" on them in place of anons/characters in art? yeah i've decided they're gonna be one of those. best part is that in the scene where they talk about their name and object they clarify "no this does not mean you can call me by your name and no this does not mean i am you. i am simply a Y/N ball. don't make this weird." on absolute reflex. as if they've had to explain that before (they have, many multiple times, and they are incredibly tired of having to do it every time)(this is loosely based around the fact i have certain traits and disabilities that i have to explain and re-explain every time it gets introduced or mentioned)
