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@obitoanon-archive
Which male naruto characters actually have facial hair except Asuma Shikaku Yamato and Killer B.
i don’t
We know Ita it's a good thing you don't you have enough hair to contend with! 😄
….. on my head, yes.
And that's where it should stay!
TOBI WILL GROW A BEARD BEFORE SHISUI AND PRETTY BOY ITACHI!
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I love Shisui so much I just love him to the ends of his life. I love writing him and I love picking him apart. I love seeing him in ways all the haters don't. I love bringing out all the details of him from scratch. I love manifesting him in new ways. I love him sooooooo much he's always going to be a part of me. He's very personal to me he's a whole person to me. And I never used to think he was interesting until I started writing him.
TOBI WANTS TO GO TO THE BEACH!
Let's go.
to the beach-each let’s go get away
🎵They say, what they gonna say Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light Bad bitches like me is hard to come by🎶
TOBI LOVES THE BEACH AND TOBI LOVES NICKI MINAJ!
So thinking of dropping by Toronto on Sunday
WHAT SERIOUSLY
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My love, did you know, how intensely and extremely painful tiger mating is for the female tiger? The male tiger's appendage has backward facing barbs (penile spines) that cause eggs to be released inside of her as he pulls out. The process takes a few seconds but they do it up to 50 to 100 times a day! The male tiger bites the scruff of her neck so she can't move much. And while they have many partners during their lifetime during mating season they are strictly monogamous for a period of 5 days. So tigers normally have more than 2 cubs.. they have many cubs at once."
She paused.
"Male tigers are motivated to reproduce to pass on their genes.. males are males across the board aren't they."
Rin finished reading off her phone. She looked at Obito. "It is discouraged to breed tigers in captivity, by the way."
"You don't say?" He smiled. "I did do some light reading on the matter.. Tigers need round the clock care for captive breeding." He sighed and tossed his cloak and gloves down. "There isn't enough of us to handle more than 2 for now. Tomorrow I will remove the male tiger from the enclosure and place him in a jungle. He will find more female tigers this way in the wild, and we won't need to breed them in captivity." He glanced at Rin. "Are you sympathetic to the female tiger? It's normal for them, they must be incredibly resilient to absorb the shock of the pain over and over. The damage is necessary." He hugged her to him, gently propping his chin on her head. "One day we'll have our own cubs to raise and deal with, in time.." he just didn't know when that time would come. Soon.. he was being very patient.
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"RIN CHAN TOBI'S RIN CHAN! COME WITH TOBI TOBI HAS A BIG SURPRISE FOR TOBI'S RIN CHAN!"
Obito drags Rin out to the tiger enclosure, telling her to keep her eyes closed.
"OKAY NOW TOBI'S RIN CHAN CAN OPEN HER EYES!" He stays close to her as he presents two new baby tiger cubs, who are close to the female tiger. They were hidden in a den but visible.
SCREECHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BABY TIGERS!"
Rin was pleased to see mommy gave birth after 3 and a 1/2 months. She had been worried. Obito and her checked on them every day twice a day, anxiously, for weeks.
"OBI THEY'RE SO TINY!" She was dying to go closer and admire them, hold them, take one home.. "Are they healthy?"
He held fast to Rin so she wouldn't lunge at the babies.
"Not yet my love.. mommy will get very angry if her cubs are separated from her right now. They're healthy and well. Be patient and you can hold one in a few days time." He glanced around, the male tiger abandoned the female to allow her to raise her cubs in peace, so he wasn't expecting the male tiger to be near. But the area wasn't a vast jungle; they tigers were forced in captivity. He didn't ever allow Rin to be in here for more than a few minutes at a time and his next step was to remove the male tiger from this enclosure for the next 2 years. He brought his trained gaze back to the scene at hand. They were tiny, and adorable, and the less contact by him or Rin, they would survive to adulthood.
"What should we name them?"
"Hey not to interrupt a touching moment but I did call dibs on a cub before everyone."
->
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Of course Shisui had to show up and ruin everything!
"I'm not giving my tigers to anyone." That was that.
"COME ON 'BITO I'LL KEEP IT SAFE!"
"You don't have any MONEY, or A PLACE TO LIVE. SHISUI! The babies CANNOT be separated from the Female tiger for the next TWO YEARS. After that they'll be independent."
He watched the mother tiger rotate her ears toward the direction of their arguing, and he summoned kamui and removed Rin away from the enclosure, leaving Shisui alone to die. Tiger females were extremely hyperfocused on protecting their cubs, and would charge at enemies if presented with any threat. Shisui could be a dumbdumb and be their next meal.
"RIN CHAN TOBI'S RIN CHAN! COME WITH TOBI TOBI HAS A BIG SURPRISE FOR TOBI'S RIN CHAN!"
Obito drags Rin out to the tiger enclosure, telling her to keep her eyes closed.
"OKAY NOW TOBI'S RIN CHAN CAN OPEN HER EYES!" He stays close to her as he presents two new baby tiger cubs, who are close to the female tiger. They were hidden in a den but visible.
SCREECHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BABY TIGERS!"
Rin was pleased to see mommy gave birth after 3 and a 1/2 months. She had been worried. Obito and her checked on them every day twice a day, anxiously, for weeks.
"OBI THEY'RE SO TINY!" She was dying to go closer and admire them, hold them, take one home.. "Are they healthy?"
He held fast to Rin so she wouldn't lunge at the babies.
"Not yet my love.. mommy will get very angry if her cubs are separated from her right now. They're healthy and well. Be patient and you can hold one in a few days time." He glanced around, the male tiger abandoned the female to allow her to raise her cubs in peace, so he wasn't expecting the male tiger to be near. But the area wasn't a vast jungle; they tigers were forced in captivity. He didn't ever allow Rin to be in here for more than a few minutes at a time and his next step was to remove the male tiger from this enclosure for the next 2 years. He brought his trained gaze back to the scene at hand. They were tiny, and adorable, and the less contact by him or Rin, they would survive to adulthood.
"What should we name them?"
"Hey not to interrupt a touching moment but I did call dibs on a cub before everyone."
->
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Of course Shisui had to show up and ruin everything!
"I'm not giving my tigers to anyone." That was that.
"RIN CHAN TOBI'S RIN CHAN! COME WITH TOBI TOBI HAS A BIG SURPRISE FOR TOBI'S RIN CHAN!"
Obito drags Rin out to the tiger enclosure, telling her to keep her eyes closed.
"OKAY NOW TOBI'S RIN CHAN CAN OPEN HER EYES!" He stays close to her as he presents two new baby tiger cubs, who are close to the female tiger. They were hidden in a den but visible.
SCREECHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BABY TIGERS!"
Rin was pleased to see mommy gave birth after 3 and a 1/2 months. She had been worried. Obito and her checked on them every day twice a day, anxiously, for weeks.
"OBI THEY'RE SO TINY!" She was dying to go closer and admire them, hold them, take one home.. "Are they healthy?"
He held fast to Rin so she wouldn't lunge at the babies.
"Not yet my love.. mommy will get very angry if her cubs are separated from her right now. They're healthy and well. Be patient and you can hold one in a few days time." He glanced around, the male tiger abandoned the female to allow her to raise her cubs in peace, so he wasn't expecting the male tiger to be near. But the area wasn't a vast jungle; they tigers were forced in captivity. He didn't ever allow Rin to be in here for more than a few minutes at a time and his next step was to remove the male tiger from this enclosure for the next 2 years. He brought his trained gaze back to the scene at hand. They were tiny, and adorable, and the less contact by him or Rin, they would survive to adulthood.
"What should we name them?"
Oh it's Tuesday and I have the week off starting from today.. I woke up thinking I'm late for work 🥱💀
@hidan-anon HIDAN!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO DIE IN 29 DAYS!!!! MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
SHISUI SHISUI IS DYING IN 29 DAYS!!!! OH MY GOSH SHISUI TOBI IS SO SAD happy FOR SHISUI! TOBI WILL SAVE SHISUI FROM JASHIN SAMA GOT IT! IS SHISUI SCARED! TOBI WILL SAVE SHISUI AND KILL JASHIN SAMA TO DEATH!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AGAINST A LITERAL DIETY FROM HELL MEATHEAD! NOTHING! GO HIDE IN KAMUI!
You scared?
You shouldn't be. You should be humbled and honored beyond your wildest dreams.
Jashin sama chose you. He will sacrifice you by his own hand. You are truly blessed Shisui, brother one can only imagine such a blessing.. I'm not bitter at all.
Shisui felt sick and his head was buzzing.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I DON'T WANT TO BE SACRIFICED TO A BLOODBEAST! What does he want with me?! AM I SICK OF THIS CRYPTIC NONSENSE YES I AM! FIRST ITACHI NOW THIS HORRORSHITFEST! Why the FUCK isn't my dealer answering my calls!
... this is just like the opening of Smile and Smile 2!
You should just die. Get it over with and go be with Itachi in the afterlife like you want to so badly. Get it over with now even.
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@hidan-anon HIDAN!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO DIE IN 29 DAYS!!!! MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED
SHISUI SHISUI IS DYING IN 29 DAYS!!!! OH MY GOSH SHISUI TOBI IS SO SAD happy FOR SHISUI! TOBI WILL SAVE SHISUI FROM JASHIN SAMA GOT IT! IS SHISUI SCARED! TOBI WILL SAVE SHISUI AND KILL JASHIN SAMA TO DEATH!
Leave Shisui and his sperm alone, ffs. I can't think of a good reason why except that he isn't consenting and boys and girls, consent is important at any age and also once you are of age to have sex.
^ consenting to that man.
I think we should give Double Penetration a go. You will be in there with an extra dick therefore, still gay! Your secret is safe with us slut!
GIVE ME YOUR SPERM SHISUIWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE NO TODAY IS JUST MY DAY TO BECOME A DOUBLE DAD ISN'T IT @obitoanon-archive come get your horny wife!
Technically I'm not being horny, I'm being practical. Our genes combined would make an astoundingly good looking, smart, and fine Uchiha baby.
Go make babies with your hubby san!!!
EVER HEARD OF DOUBLE PENETRATION I CAN HAVE BOTH YOUR BABIES!!
@obitoanon-archive OBITO PUT ME IN KAMUI FFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So.
If there were two dicks. In one Vagina. Would that help your gayness to penetrate a woman?
oro you got a pussy or cocks n balls
Is that idiot obito uchiha anon boy sending me this. Ick.
WHAT!!! I did not send you this!!
A likely story!
LOL you just don't want to answer the ask!!! Nice deflection 😂😂😂😂😂
I don't answer rude and impertinent asks. Try again.
I didn't send this ask LOL! Why don't you try answering it with all your wit and funniness. I dare you.
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oro you got a pussy or cocks n balls
Is that idiot obito uchiha anon boy sending me this. Ick.
WHAT!!! I did not send you this!!
A likely story!
LOL you just don't want to answer the ask!!! Nice deflection 😂😂😂😂😂
oro you got a pussy or cocks n balls
Is that idiot obito uchiha anon boy sending me this. Ick.
WHAT!!! I did not send you this!!
