NCC beating themselves against Portland. ie, scoring ALL the goals and still losing. And Ellie Carpenter on the sideline with her tf-is-happening face

Marta's I'll-choke-a-bitch red card

Arod losing her shit on Sonnett. Sonnett like O_o followed by extra spicy Tobin, mild spicy Sinclair, and ultra spicy Horan. Cause Portland got mad homie vibes.

Sonnett laying Press down softly after man-handling tf out of her

Ashlyn Harris turned wrestler

Kelley O’Hara getting that concussion, and when they were like Kelley your head you gotta leave the field, she was like no :| and then partied all night

Rapinoe and trump talking shit. And trump eating that shit when they won the world cup. 

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