#nursing problems

I asked a different coworker if they would trade a shift with me in December so that I could go to my daughter‘s cheerleading competition. They said that they were going away, but I asked them to take the shift before their normal set of shifts. Was she just going away for the day or did she just say that? 

"Your IV Dressing is Judging Your Life Choices (But Ours Gets You)"

Let's be real - most IV dressings were designed by people who've never actually had to: ✔️ Peel off sticky residue at 3 AM ✔️ Play "guess the infiltration" through cloudy plastic ✔️ Apologize to patients for the hair-removing removal process

Our medical infusion securement dressing is here to: ✨ Stay transparent - Actually see what you're doing ✨ Remove peacefully - No more "sorry this will hurt" conversations ✨ Stay put - Survives patient movement and confused hand gestures

Swipe for: 1️⃣ A satisfying demo of pain-free removal (oddly therapeutic) 2️⃣ The "IV Dressing Evolution" meme (1980s → 2000s → OUR GLORIOUS PRESENT) 3️⃣ Our designer's dramatic sketch titled "When the Tape Won't Cooperate"

Reblog if you've ever:

Used an entire roll of tape on one IV

Accidentally stuck yourself to the patient

Created a modern art masterpiece with gauze and tape

"Your IV Set is Judging Your Life Choices (But Ours Won’t)" 💉✨

Let’s be real – most IV sets were designed by people who’ve never actually had to use them at 3 AM. Our disposable intravenous infusion set is here to:

✔️ Eliminate bubble battles – No more tapping the line like it’s a ketchup bottle ✔️ Actually stay connected – Connectors that don’t require Jedi-level focus ✔️ Flow like a dream – Consistent drips without constant adjustments ✔️ Needle-free everything – Because surprise needlesticks are the worst plot twist

Reblog if you’ve ever:

Used tape to “secure” a connector

Accidentally watered a patient with IV fluids

Fought with an air bubble for 10 minutes straight

"Your IV Dressing is Judging Your Life Choices (But Ours Won't)" 💉✨

Let's be real – most IV dressings were designed by someone who's never actually used one. Our i.V. cannula dressing is here to:

✔️ Actually stay on – Survives patient movement and 3AM confusion ✔️ See-through sorcery – No more "guess the infiltration" games ✔️ Peel without screaming – Removes without taking skin with it ✔️ One-hand magic – Because your other hand is always holding something

Reblog if you've ever:

Used an entire roll of tape on one IV

Accidentally stuck yourself to the patient

Performed a dressing change with your teeth

Lmao poppy this may be the single greatest thing you have ever made 🤣🤣🤣

Then my boss offered her a job here in pre op 😥 I was on leave but I was very hesitant about her coming here. I’ve finally found my mostly happy and I was scared her attitude would ruin it.

So she started today. She actually pulled me aside and apologized for misdirecting her anger at all the Hospitalist/ ED drama at me. She told me she’s in therapy and realized what she did & was sorry. She asked to start fresh & I said okay.