#nsffh

Fabian: Computer, stop showing me sex ads! Fabian: I know there are desperate sluts in my area! I have a mirror!

Sandra Lynn: Now, here to read my social security number is a field reporter named after the number of people I performed oral sex on in one night in 2012. Sklonda: …Hello, I’m fifty? …That can’t be right.

Kristen: So, uh, Fabian. I’ll be your wingman, how about that? Fabian: I don’t need you to be my wingman, you’d just fuck the lady instead.

Adaine: Unless you get tired of me. Fabian: No, never. Riz: I cannot take another year of you two verbally edging each other. This has to be the year you fuck.

Riz: Have you ever been handcuffed? Fabian: Hh- what? Riz: Like, handcuffs. Have you ever been handcuffed? Fabian: Sexually or by law enforcement? Riz: Riz: Riz: Fabian: It’s an honest question. Riz: What is wrong with you?

Kristen: But if I don't get weird and horny about this, who will?

Fabian: Topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like, the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. Fabian: The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know.

Riz: My 'kink' is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say. Fabian: Unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.