#adaine

Adaine: Riz, I'm gonna ask you not to do anything violent. Riz: What? What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response. Oisin, as Riz reaches for his gun: Hello, Adaine!

Adaine: You’ll live until you’re 87. Kipperlilly, with a gun to her head: Oh, we’ll see about that one, oracle. Kipperlilly: …wait, what the hell? How’d my gun jam? Adaine: Well, I did say you’d live to 87, so let’s maybe, uh, put our listening ears on.

Fig: Listen Fabian, we all know your parents’ separation was your fault. Fabian: No- Fig: As it was my fault! Fabian: What?? Fig: …with my parents’ divorce, not with your parents. Riz: But my dad died being eaten by a dragon, was that also my fault? Fabian: Oh my god. Adaine: I was cringing, waiting for Riz to say that. Riz: Did Daddy die because of me? Fig: Guys, we have to end this conversation. Thanks so much for coming.

Fabian: You're late. Adaine: You're stunning. Fabian: You're forgiven.

Gorgug: Every friend group has- Fabian: I will win the knife fight by bringing more knives! Riz: I will win the knife fight by bringing a large gun. Adaine: I will win the knife fight with my bare hands and my bare hands alone. Kristen: I will win the knife fight by simply stopping the knife fight from happening! Fig: And I am just here to watch whatever happens next.

Fabian: Alright, let’s get back to talking about my outfit. Adaine: Nobody was talking about that. Fabian: Which is why I’m trying to get that ball rolling. So how does it look, it’s good, right?

Adaine: Hi, my name is Adaine, and we’ve all learned that I don’t trust them, so I’m putting in lemonade. Adaine, pouring: There you go! Gorgug: My name is Gorgug, and I’m gonna put in Poppi, because I feel like Fabian’s gonna put in a lot of liquor. Gorgug, pouring: Try to play it safe. Kristen: Hey, I’m Kristen, and I’m putting in… lemonade. Because Fabian just got dumped, and I can tell he’s trying to go hard tonight, so. Riz: Hi, my name is Riz, and I’m gonna be putting in some Sprite, ‘cause I think everybody’s putting in liquor. Fig: My name is Fig and I’m gonna put in some OJ, because I’m kind of scared of Fabian. Fabian: Hi. It’s Fabian. It’s been a long ass week, so we’re gonna do some Everclear.

Fabian: The party never calls me pretty. Adaine: You're very beautiful. Fabian: Hm. Okay. Just weird that you're the first to say it. Adaine: I tell you you're- Fabian: In a room with every honorary Bad Kid- Adaine: -pretty all the time. Fabian: Guys? Let's get a little more parasocial. Adaine: What?