#not illegal

Lottie to Shauna in season two. No boundaries, no explanation, just true unadulterated (weird) fucking passion.

On some real shit now!!

And Travis if we are regarding this beautiful caption,

P L A T O N I C A L L Y

all i need to do is find the perfect someone, which can be almost anyone at this point

then ill just keep them tied up in my basement, completely vulnerable and weak so they'll have no choice but to be dependent on me

and then ill be able to care for them and comfort them and worship them and love them, hell, ill even spoil them with whatever they want because they'll be mine

Ah, Anti-Shippers. The righteous rage goblins of the digital deep. Here to protect fictional characters from other fictional characters— Because clearly, that’s the line where all morality breaks down.

You sanctimonious sanctifiers of online outrage. You think you’re the moral backbone of fandom. But you’re not. You’re the HOA board for imagination, power-tripping hall monitors in a sandbox that was never yours to control.

You see someone drawing a problematic ship and your brain does a backflip. Newsflash, you terminally online pelican— You can’t arrest a headcanon. You can’t police an AU. And no, someone shipping two characters you don’t like doesn’t make them a threat to society. It just makes you annoyed. Which is your problem. Not theirs.

You’ve mistaken discomfort for danger. And in doing so, you’ve become everything you claim to hate. You harass, you dox, you stalk, you gaslight— all while pretending it’s activism. It’s not. It’s obsession dressed up in moral cosplay.

You’re not protecting victims. You’re creating new ones. You’re not cleansing the timeline. You’re just shitting on the carpet and blaming the dog.

Being the Fiction Police doesn’t make you brave. It makes you a zealot with a Tumblr account. You're not warriors. You're hallucinating control over a space built on chaos and creativity.

they just

they're so fun and perfect

they can dress in anyway and make it look hot

and they can have the biggest biceps ever but then a miniscule teeny slutty fuckin waist

they can be really smart and knowledgeable and weird and funny and it's never a 'stereotypical nerd' type thing

and i wANT THIS. SO DAMN BAD.

This man has a green card

I guess freedom of speech is dead as well...