Premise: my boyfriend is a geologist. I’m graduated in artistic disciplines. He has a colleague who reminds me of Reid, because he is a genius, really, and he talks exactly like Spencer. Then, there is me.
The first time I saw S12E11 “Surface Tension” I couldn’t stop thinking about my real situation.
“It's what I thought. Heavy concentration of silky clay mixed with gravel and rock. And it's not a natural soil composite for the area, but it was present at all 3 disposal sites.”
EMILY (a poor person who got in the way):
“Well, it's used to repair sinkholes. And all of the victims, they were placed just inside the transition area.”
SPENCER (his genial friend):
“I did, and, you know, it fits with our profile about the unsub making a statement about environmental ruin. You know, sinkholes have been on the rise, actually, worldwide, due to urbanization, drilling, fracking.”
PENELOPE (the other part of me):
“She's here. Feed the beast.”
“What can you tell us about sinkholes in Florida?”
“I can tell you that... Jinkies. Tread lightly, there are a gazillion of them. Over 500 in the Tampa Bay area alone since records started being kept in 1974. Why are you asking?”
“We think our unsub is taking his victims to current or former sinkholes.”
“We're trying to anticipate which one he might pay a visit to next.”
“Guys, are they cover-subsidence or cover-collapse sinkholes?”
“Given their shallow layer of repair, I'd say they're cover-subsidence.”
“I'd chime in with an opinion as well if I knew what the hell you two were talking about.”
Rossi in the last sentence is me everytime I find me between geologists. -.-
