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I had a vision.

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Round 4 Match 1
Which is the best unpopular ship?
Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy
Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands 3)
fic count: 82
"Literally canon married and gay and in love. They are moon/sun they are force/finesse they are opposites attract they are fine gentlemen who are so silly. Their wedding is an entire dlc and they get marrried in the dead corpse of a god. They have guns and use them but in a silly way not in a cringe way. They canonically fuck nasty also. The epitome of old man yaoi."
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
fic count: 5
"This is the inherent romanticism of the one person who knows you best, and also of bonding by sharing food. Shang Qinghua (SQH) is a canon character in svsss, and Noodle Guy (Noodle NPC) is an oc made up by someone who thought it would be funny if the person who knew SQH best wasn't a named character but just a random noodle stall owner who listens to his troubles that SQH has been visiting for years. The author made him up, and proceeded to write a fic with THIS summary: "Where a man loves Shang Qinghua for his whole life. It changes nothing." And broke everyone's hearts because how dare this author make us care about Noodle Guy and then make him die with unrequited love HOW DARE"
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I was cleaning out my phone and forgot about this picture. It was at an internship at a trout farm and we used these things to scare birds away and I forgot how freaking ominous these things look at 6 am
Round 1a Match 5
Who is the better unpopular ship?
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy
Dr. Alto Clef/Dr. Benjamin Kondraki
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy (The Scum Villain's Self Saving System)
AO3 fic count: 1
"This is the inherent romanticism of the one person who knows you best, and also of bonding by sharing food. Shang Qinghua (SQH) is a canon character in svsss, and Noodle Guy (Noodle NPC) is an oc made up by someone who thought it would be funny if the person who knew SQH best wasn't a named character but just a random noodle stall owner who listens to his troubles that SQH has been visiting for years. The author made him up, and proceeded to write a fic with THIS summary: "Where a man loves Shang Qinghua for his whole life. It changes nothing." And broke everyone's hearts because how dare this author make us care about Noodle Guy and then make him die with unrequited love HOW DARE"
Dr. Alto Clef/Dr. Benjamin Kondraki (SCP Foundation)
AO3 fic count: 199
"The SCP foundation has a criminally small fandom off the wiki. Clefdraki is definitely the most popular ship in the fandom but there's like nothing. I'm starving over here."
[The poll runner would like to note that she is one of those people who is like, morally opposed to there being recurring characters in scp content but we will allow it just this one time]

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Round 3 Match 2
Which is the best unpopular ship?
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy
Blaze the Cat/Rouge the Bat
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
fic count: 1
"This is the inherent romanticism of the one person who knows you best, and also of bonding by sharing food. Shang Qinghua (SQH) is a canon character in svsss, and Noodle Guy (Noodle NPC) is an oc made up by someone who thought it would be funny if the person who knew SQH best wasn't a named character but just a random noodle stall owner who listens to his troubles that SQH has been visiting for years. The author made him up, and proceeded to write a fic with THIS summary: "Where a man loves Shang Qinghua for his whole life. It changes nothing." And broke everyone's hearts because how dare this author make us care about Noodle Guy and then make him die with unrequited love HOW DARE"
Blaze the Cat/Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog)
fic count: 18
"Their dynamic in Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog game was so good?? I didn't expect that team-up. Seeing Blaze willingly go along with Rouge's thief antics was fun"
The Scum Villain's Self Saving System
Who should be included in the unpopular ships poll?
Shen Qingqiu/Zhuzhi-lang (Zhushen)
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy
Round 2a Match 3
Which is the best unpopular ship?
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy
Bart Curlish/Ken Adams
Shang Qinghua/Noodle Guy (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
fic count: 1
"This is the inherent romanticism of the one person who knows you best, and also of bonding by sharing food. Shang Qinghua (SQH) is a canon character in svsss, and Noodle Guy (Noodle NPC) is an oc made up by someone who thought it would be funny if the person who knew SQH best wasn't a named character but just a random noodle stall owner who listens to his troubles that SQH has been visiting for years. The author made him up, and proceeded to write a fic with THIS summary: "Where a man loves Shang Qinghua for his whole life. It changes nothing." And broke everyone's hearts because how dare this author make us care about Noodle Guy and then make him die with unrequited love HOW DARE"
Bart Curlish/Ken Adams (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency)
fic count: 43
"the series is lowkey about a cosmic battle of order vs chaos which was gearing up for a showdown in season three but then it got cancelled. Bart is very much on the chaos side, she introduces Ken to the world of the supernatural, and then he becomes the leader of the order side. Beautiful, tragic, beautifully tragic."