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The bracket is here! I had A Time fitting everything on one page, but it should embiggen so that all the names are legible. Thank you to everyone who submitted! I'll try to have the polls up soon.

Also, feel free to submit propaganda or images for any of the ships. By the nature of the bracket, it might be kinda hard to find stuff lmao.

The masterpost for the first tournament can be found here

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Round 2 Part 1 Poll 3

Entrapta (She-Ra) VS Dar (Mission to Zyxx)

Entrapta

Dar

Show results

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

Propaganda

Entrapta & that ship (Darla) were besties

Dar is an omnisexual and omnigendered being. They're large, have chest talons, as well as many chutes and flaps. They are the "muscle" of the crew, and eventually are promoted to Captain when under new leadership, which gives them a nice hat and a trumpet. They're kinda bad at being captain, but the whole point of the podcast is that the crew is really bad at like everything. They literally always fail their missions.

#dar sweep

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Round 1 Part 1 Poll 6

Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa (Full Metal Panic !) VS Dar (Mission to Zyxx)

Tessa

Dar

Show results

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

Propaganda

Tessa is a teen genius able to hear the thoughts of every weapon designer, be them dead, alive, or not even born yet at the same time (people with that ability are called a "whispered"), leading to her having endless knowledge of weaponry and military equipment. Despite this is she extremely clumsy, both from tripping over basically anything but also being awkward around others her age, as when she tries seducing her love interest it comes off as her harassing him as she doesn't really know what she's doing. She also has a mischievous streak she shows her love rival, but they appear to have great respect for each other in their own weird way.

Dar is an omnisexual and omnigendered being. They're large, have chest talons, as well as many chutes and flaps. They are the "muscle" of the crew, and eventually are promoted to Captain when under new leadership, which gives them a nice hat and a trumpet. They're kinda bad at being captain, but the whole point of the podcast is that the crew is really bad at like everything. They literally always fail their missions.

#a vote for captain dar is a vote for freedom

im 99% certain wainlock lost just because i took a break from tumblr and couldnt propagandize enough lmao

orz you're probably right

#usb asks

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Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

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Last day!

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Rosalina/Pauline is the most popular unpopular ship! Congratulations to these lovely ladies!

This blog has at long last been unshadowbanned, so I might rerun some of the polls to see if that affects the outcomes, I'm not sure yet.

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Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

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Last day!

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Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

unpopularshipbracket

Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

unpopularshipbracket

Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

unpopularshipbracket

Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

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Finals

Who is the best unpopular ship?

Rosalina/Pauline

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

#pauline x rosalina #rosalina x pauline #rosaline #rosalina #princess rosalina #mayor pauline #pauline #poll #dracula daily #dracula #mina murray #mina harker #mina murray harker #lucy westenra #lucy x mina #mina x kucy

thought this was about characters with complimentary color schemes rip

Lmao the red/blue gays did end up kinda dominanting huh

#not a poll #usb asks

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OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 2

Irving Bailiff/Burt Goodman (Severance) vs. Ravenpaw/Barley (Warriors)

Irving Bailiff/Burt Goodman

Ravenpaw/Barley

Voting ended onAug 14, 2023

Propaganda:

#blease vote for my severance ship

Semifinal Results:

Rosalina/Pauline beat Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs - it has not escaped my notice that this poll got way less votes than wainlock usually gets. Is there something afoot that necessitates rerunning the poll, or should we congratulate Rosalina/Pauline on their dark horse victory?

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra beat Haruhi Fujioka/Renge Houshakuji - once again, Mina and Lucy demonstrate their ability to slay the aristocracy!

#results

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Semifinals Round 2

Which is the better unpopular ship?

Haruhi Fujioka/Renge Houshakuji

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra

Voting ended onAug 8, 2023

Haruhi Fujioka/Renge Houshakuji (Ouran High School Host Club)

fic count: 18

"Two girls bein gay. (And it’s canon that Renge has a crush on Haruhi after she gets over Kyoya)

Mina Murray Harker/Lucy Westenra (Dracula by Bram Stoker)

fic count: 258

"ultimate tragic couple. mina would do anything to save lucy but it wasn't enough. lucy trusted mina so much. dracula is homophobic"

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Semifinals Round 1

Which is the better unpopular ship?

Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs

Rosalina/Pauline

Voting ended onAug 8, 2023

Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands 3)

fic count: 82

"Literally canon married and gay and in love. They are moon/sun they are force/finesse they are opposites attract they are fine gentlemen who are so silly. Their wedding is an entire dlc and they get marrried in the dead corpse of a god. They have guns and use them but in a silly way not in a cringe way. They canonically fuck nasty also. The epitome of old man yaoi."

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

unpopularshipbracket

Semifinals Round 1

Which is the better unpopular ship?

Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs

Rosalina/Pauline

Voting ended onAug 8, 2023

Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands 3)

fic count: 82

"Literally canon married and gay and in love. They are moon/sun they are force/finesse they are opposites attract they are fine gentlemen who are so silly. Their wedding is an entire dlc and they get marrried in the dead corpse of a god. They have guns and use them but in a silly way not in a cringe way. They canonically fuck nasty also. The epitome of old man yaoi."

Rosalina/Pauline (Mario Brothers)

fic count: 3

"There was concept art for Super Mario Odyssey that had Rosalina playing guitar. I imagine that they would bond over their love of music and a relationship blossoms from there :)"

"Every lesbian needs a semi-baseless Yuri ship that they're ride or die on and this is mine. RosaLine forever"

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