[Video description: Coco, a tall nonbinary person with light skin and curly auburn hair tucked into a black knitted hat, films themself in the mirrored door of a wardrobe. They have a shiny gold nose-ring and are wearing black lace-up leather boots, blue jeans with turn-ups, and a blue and yellow tartan flannel open over a black New York Dolls t-shirt. In the hand that isn't holding their phone, they are holding an open half-empty bottle of green Mountain Dew. They have a Glaswegian accent and stare slightly pathetically into the mirror while saying, "Uh, hi God, it's me, uh, just, uh, wanted to let you know that when I said I wanted a soggy, pathetic man with no braincells in my life, I meant I wanted to ride one, not become one." The chorus of Ryan Gosling's I'm Just Ken from the Barbie movie plays quietly in the background.]

“I’m one of them theys.”

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