#non-joke

The infrastructure documentation for my blog exceeds 11k words as of this morning

The dental anesthetic that gave me ridiculous brain problems was manufactured in Israel

The release of Portal was closer to the release of the Game Boy than to today.

made a post last night saying "I'll do anything to raise my T except take T" but deleted it immediately because it seemed too lame, but now I'm awake it seems just satisfying enough a post to check notifications in the morning on before deleting...

One thing I've noticed at this conference is that other people tend to say "I'm getting a beverage, do you want anything", whereas I do not. I silently get up, fetch my own beverage, and return.

For people who know me IRL, you're probably aware I've been super-flaky and unreliable for the past ~month and half or so. I've been correctly called out on it by multiple people now and I'm trying to make a reset happen to get back to my usual, if not sterling, than at least acceptable about of reliability.

if you buy me a cintiq i'll draw you a piece like my icon

I bet the Las Vegas Fire Inspector has some good insight into balancing security with accessibility.