The Mighty Boosh headcannons
Vince
Despite constant partying and loving flashing lights, he gets easily overwhelmed with deadlines and schedules, and more often than not, ends up sitting in silence and staring at the wall when he's stressed
Doesn't know the months in order
Uses ChatGPT for everything
He says he never gets hangovers to look cool but actually gets the worst hangovers known to man
Low-key goes through a month long manic episode every year (usually in the winter)
Physically cannot twerk (and is upset at this fact)
He has an impulse need to doodle on everything
VAPER
He hates weed because it gets him paranoid and smells rancid
Jerked in the mirror at his own reflection multiple times when drunk
He never has a long-term relationship because he's waiting for Howard to make a move
Only sends voice messages and never texts
Howard
DESPISES anyone who uses AI
Lowkey has a spanking fetish
Wears aprons that vince sews him
The saddest drunk you've ever met (especially at parties [allthethingsshesaidallthethingsshesaidrunningthroughmyheadrunningthroughmyhead])
Insomniac baddie
Super paranoid people secretly hate him
Smokes cigarettes but had a cigar phase because he was trying to look more mature
Smokes weed occasionally because it calms him down
Never made a move on vince because he thinks he'll ruin the friendship and also sees how flaky vince is
