The Mighty Boosh headcannons part 2
Vince
Only sends voice messages instead of sending texts because he can't spell
Pours ketchup over top ramen and calls it spaghetti (and will proudly serve it to guests)
(TW: ED!!) Vince developed anorexia after leaving the zoo, which is why he became so image-obsessed. He was also bitcher because he was always hangry.
Sews, and whenever he does, he always leaves pins scattered on the floor, and someone (usually Howard) always ends up stepping on them.
NEVER cleans up the bathroom after he's done getting ready.
He doesn't really want to commit, but he obsessively fantasises about how people would react if he did.
Has an active account on every social media platform.
Got drunk and sobbed to Frank Iero's cover of "Be My Baby", thinking about Howard (Yes, Vince is an MCR fan because I say so)
Always wanted to play an instrument but never learned. Howard tried to teach him, but Vince had a hard time focusing and never picked it up (ADHD ass)
Howard
Drinks like 5 cups of coffee a day for no reason
Has no social media except for Facebook (Lester made him download it)
Always has to clean up the flat but doesn't really mind because cleaning calms him down.
His mother taught him to cook really well when he was a kid.
Howard loves cooking for Vince, and when Vince started dieting, he was genuinely upset.
Says he'll never resort to violence because he's too intelligent, but actually just doesn't know how to fight someone.
Got a boner once because Vince called him "Daddy" as a joke.
UGLY cryer.
When Vince got drunk and fell on his straightners, Howard was the one to fix the burn up
Naboo
Knows the entirety of "Hit 'em Up" by Tupac
Chose Bollo as his familiar just so he gets a free bodyguard (Naboolio is teeny tiny)
Occasionally lets Vince badazzle his magic carpets
100% a gamer (and always makes Bollo be player 2)
Doesn't realize he has a lisp
