#nobof

Put a ship in my ask and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them:

Fake dating    :: Strangely it’s Bofur who approaches Nori. Bombur’s wife has a friend looking to settle and has set it in her mind that Bofur would be perfect. Bofur doesn’t want to settle, free spirit and all that. In a desperate attempt at fleeing he seeks out Nori. The thief in turn laughs his ass off before agreeing only to watch Bofur squirm when he gets touchy in public. One thing leads to another.

Bodyswap    :: Nori is constantly flipping Bofur’s hair out of his face, groaning to the miner “how is it you handle this much hair in your face?” And pulling the hat off and leaving it places. Much to Bofur’s annoyance. On the other hand Bofur doesn’t know what to do with the amount of hair Nori has, he’d spent hours cleaning out “his” beard.

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it :: Bofur and Nori stress tumble on occasion ever since they met. They both don’t want to be tied to they leave it at that. It’s when they’re forced that they somehow managed to realize how much they need/mean to each other

Dark!fic ::  Nori isn’t a kind dwarf, isn’t a kind lay. Bofur still can’t help but feel drawn toward that danger. Like going down an unsafe mine. Others wouldn’t dare try but Bofur knew that deep secrets lay down its path.

Secret kinks :: Bofur’s voice. Nori loves it when Bofur talks to him he tries desperately to get Bofur vocal in bed and losses is when Bofur cusses. Bofur loves Nori’s hands, nimble as a thief’s should be, for a thief and a craftsman’s have very different hands.

Their first kiss  ::  They both don’t remember it but their first kiss was over a bottle of ale. Both too snockered to remember how or why.

Meeting the parents  ::  Bifur glared at Nori for a full hour before pulling Nori into a hug and messing up Nori’s hair. Bofur had tea with Dori and it was the most awkward hour of his life and one he never wished to ever repeat again.

Moving in together  ::  Bofur for all intense and purposes lives on his own. There is a small cupboard open for when Nori comes home and puts his small pack away.  

A crossover of my choice  ::  Uncharted Crossover- Nori works the undergroundLondonblack market, stealing for clients and crossing the globe over for unknown treasure. Bofur works a pub that acts as meeting place, he’s caught Nori’s eye once or twice but seems to always go before morning light.

An au of my choice  ::  Bofur lives on the road, never stopping for long and never staying in any one place. He visits his brother and his cousin every chance he gets. His life get’s changed upside-down when he runs into Nori at a Hostel along the eastern seaboard.

If you like, another trope/scenario ofyourchoice: