#no1animallover

ahahahahah omfg

OMG YOU ARE SOO FUCKING GORGEOUS!

OH GOD FANFICS ARE MY WORST NIGHT MARE! lol

Oh wow. Thank you, lovely. That’s super flattering of you!

Okay, here we go:

I study for fun. I love what I’m doing so much that if you ever see me, there’s probably a 70% chance that I’m studying.

As a direct result of that I’m trilingual. Bordering on polyglot status, I just have to master German a bit more.

My diet consists of Gin and Tonic, Katsu Curry, cheese and curly wirleys. I’ve not exercised in the last 22 years of my life. I am a terrible life example. Don’t look up to me ever.

I’m the youngest of 4 children. There’s an 8 year age gap between me and my closest sibling. My parents met at the Sunbury Music Festival in the 1970’s. My mum was a groupie, trying to pick up a member of Canned Heat (don’t ask me why. They were hideous. Vom) my dad was drunk and he and his friends were wearing t-shirts that spelt out ‘FUCK’ on one side and ‘ROOT’ on the other. It was love at first sight apparently. They’re now divorced. I can only speculate what their initial relationship said about their 40 years of marriage.

I drive a black, two door, 2003 Volkswagen Polo. If you look through the window you’ll just see a lot of shoes, underwear, emergency pyjamas, text books and old dumplings containers. It always smells like chai and soy sauce. You don’t want to get a lift with me. I have a rule that no one’s allowed to touch the radio unless they have a DJ name, and I’m a bad driver. And my car struggles to go over 60km/h.

God that was more than 5 facts. I got carried away. Sorry.