#nicomas

Inspired by Eldena Doubleca5t's excellent series!

Prinxiety: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting dunked on. Also, you probably watched BBC Merlin at some point.

Analogical: Your ideal relationship dynamic is two cats on opposite ends of the same couch.

Anxceit: Your addiction to edgy boys got so bad that one day you decided: [spongebob meme] What’s better than ONE edgy boy? TWO edgy boys!

Dukexiety: I’m not saying you for sure see a therapist, but I am saying with as much love as possible, that maybe you should.

Moxiety: You are touch starved. You don't want to be hugged, you want to use another human being as a weighted blanket.

Logicality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom wife x sitcom husband.

Intruality: Either "I can fix him" or "I can make him worse" depending on which side you're projecting on

Royality: Your ideal relationship dynamic is himbo x himbo, and you have so much ADHD.

Remrom: 🚨 FBI OPEN UP 🚨

Logince: How's that crush on your much more extroverted best friend going?

Intrulogical: Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint The Master from Doctor Who as the beginning of your crippling addiction to the most unhinged characters known to fiction.

Lociet: Half of you came here from shipping L and Light in Death Note, and half of you came here from shipping Sherlock and Moriarty in BBC Sherlock.

Dukeciet: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of committing arson together.

Roceit: Your ideal relationship dynamic is just that tumblr post that's like "go fuck yourself" "fuck me yourself, coward."

Mociet: I'm not saying you for sure have daddy issues, but I am saying I would be surprised if you didn't

LAMP/DLAMP(polycule): You don’t like to make decisions.

So Thomas invites Nico over to watch tv and all the sides are chilling around them watching too

I’m not sure what they ended up watching, but based on everyone’s disturbed reactions think like happy tree friends

(Which led to a funny scene)

Patton: I don’t think we should have watched that

Janus: 😳…you do?

(Just it was funny Janus was also disturbed but pretending there wasn’t an issue)

Anyway it doesn’t really matter because Thomas and Nico have been chatting the whole time

But Nico has scales? And a bowler hat? And a cape and gloves??? Why’s our Mr. Flores dressed like our favorite little snake boy?

Apparently Thomas found out that Nico’s middle name is Janus and the coincidence is making it impossible to not see Nico as Janus

So now Thomas is reeling because the sides are fictional, how does he explain that he now he can’t not picture his boyfriend as one of his sides

does it have to be me, do I have to be the change I want to see in the world

I'll do it, I can't promise it will be good or be done fast but I will do it

I'll make content sometimes