#nianzol

As requested by anon. :)

Yeah so Nianzol is that Quincy with two tongues who.....ah, never mind. I'm just gonna give this a go. Pick-up lines for Nianzol!

1. "I have two tongues."

2. "Do you like make-outs? Because I have two tongues."

3. "You look like someone who likes tongue stuff, so I just want you to know that I have two tongues."

4. "Not that tongue stuff is the only thing I can offer you. I can also offer.....um.............do you have a foot fetish? Because I never wear shoes."

5. "I'd love to wind myself around you, baby."

6. "Did you know that sometimes your clothes can lead to your death? You'd better take yours off, quick!!"

7. "For you I'd actually take my arms out of this coat."

8. "Are you a seamstress? No? God I love that about you."

9. "My power means that nothing can ever reach me. Yet somehow, your eyes managed it."

As requested by anon. :)

What if the shinigami could steal Quincy powers? And what if the shinigami politely took turns picking a Quincy power to steal, using an order that was randomly determined? This might be the result!

[Note: The order was determined using a random number generator, and I've only used the Quincy whose powers we know something about!]

1. Nemu: Steals Nianzol's power ("The Wind")

Nemu: If I can ward off blows just by standing there, maybe Mayuri-sama will use me as a human shield slightly less often.

Nemu: Maybe.

2. Yamamoto: Steals Giselle's power ("The Zombie")

Yamamoto: It is impossible to have too many flaming zombies.

3. Sasakibe: Steals Gerard Valkyrie's power ("The Miracle")

Sasakibe: Okay....so we don't know what it is yet, but it's gotta be something dramatic and special! It's called the Miracle!!

4. Kurotsuchi: Steals Askin's power ("The Death Dealing")

Kurotsuchi: It would save time to automatically know the dosage of all poisons.

Kurotsuchi: Maybe fewer of my subordinates would need to die. 

5. Gin: Steals Berenice's power ("The Question")

Gin: Being able to sow doubt in people? Just by asking questions?

Gin: Sounds like it might be fun.

6. Kenpachi: Steals Driscoll's power ("The Overkill")

Kenpachi: Gettin' stronger every time you defeat and kill someone?

Kenpachi: Hell yes!

7. Hinamori: Steals Cang Du's power ("The Iron")

Hinamori: I get stabbed a lot...

Hinamori: Iron skin sounds good to me!

8. Kensei: Steals Jerome's power ("The Roar")

Kensei: I feel like people don't take my shouting very seriously anymore.

Kensei: But maybe if my shouting killed people it would be different!

9. Aizen: Steals Gremmy's power ("The Visionary")

Aizen: With my intellect, I would be able to use that power in the right way.

Aizen: From perfect hypnosis, to the true power of a god. I could work with that.

10. Isane: Steals Bambietta's power ("The Explode")

Isane: Um....I mean, the only time I ever tried to fight, I got punched out before I got to use my power.

Isane: Maybe I'd have better luck with explosions.

11. Yumichika: Steals Quilge's power ("The Jail")

Yumichika: I am assuming I could lock myself and my opponent into this impenetrable jail?

Yumichika: And no one could see in?

Yumichika: ...just wondering.

12. Renji: Steals Meninas' power ("The Power")

Renji: I wouldn't mind having Meninas' power!

Renji: With that much strength, maybe my bankai wouldn't break so often!

13. Hitsugaya: Steals Candice's power ("The Thunderbolt")

Hitsugaya: My power gives me control over the heavens.

Hitsugaya: Having lightning powers seems like a good addition to the theme.

14. Yachiru: Steals Liltotto's Power ("The Gluttony")

Yachiru: A detachable mouth would revolutionize my candy eating!

Yachiru: And help in fights too, I guess.

15. Omaeda: Steals As Nodt's Power ("The Fear)

Omaeda: I'd love to be able to make my enemies afraid of me, to be honest.

Omaeda: Would make my fights that much easier!

16. Rukia: Steals Bazz-B's power ("The Heat")

Rukia: There's not a whole lot of Quincy left, at this point.

Rukia: But I could use some fire powers! Just in case ice fails me.

Rukia: Or I get really cold.

17. Iba: Steals Ishida's power (unknown)

Iba: May be a gamble.

Iba: But he's Quincy A. I bet his power is good.

18. Nanao: Steals BG9's power (unknown)

Nanao: Being able to collect data would be good I guess.

Nanao: Pickings are a bit slim at this point.

19. Hisagi: Steals Lille's power ("The X-Axis")

Hisagi: Being able to shoot straight would be so great!

Hisagi: No more wondering where my blades are going to fly!

20. Unohana: Steals PePe's power ("The Love")

Unohana: I am disinterested in compulsion through love powers.

Unohana: But a flying basket would be convenient.

Unohana: I would not have to use my shikai all the time then.

21. Rose: Steals Mask's power ("The Superstar")

Rose: I am not Mask's biggest fan...

Rose: But power through applause? My art could go for that!

22. Tosen: Steals Haschwalth's power (unknown)

Tosen: I am assuming that Haschwalth's power is balance.

Tosen:  Whatever it is, he uses it for justice.

Tosen: I can work with that.

23. Hanataro: Steals Pernida's power ("The Compression")

Hanataro: As a member of Squad 4, the power to make compresses would be awesome!

Hanataro: ...or is that not what his power is?

24. Ukitake: Steal's Lloyds' power ("The Yourself")

Ukitake: So, uh, I guess I'm getting the mimicry powers then?

Ukitake: ...

As requested by anon. :)

On the rare occasions that the Sternritter get some time off, here is what they like to do for fun!

1. Nianzol

Hangs out at miniature golf courses, casually causing people to miss really easy shots. 

While eating two lollipops at the same time.

2. Liltotto

Eats mountains of snacks, mostly.

Just not lollipops. Because she once saw Nianzol eating them and that ruined it forever.

3. Haschwalth

Builds houses of cards.

He's really good at getting them all balanced.

4. Mask de Masculine

Plays Guitar Hero with James.

He sings so loud he's been known to knock down Haschwalth's cards.

5. Driscoll

Plays first-person shooter games.

Killing as many people as possible just feels right to him.

6. As Nodt

Plays dating sims.

He always picks what he's sure is the best answer. He can't figure out why the woman all seem so horrified.

7. BG9

Surfs wikipedia.

He loves going from random article to random article, learning things. Or as he puts it, "collecting data."

8. Berenice

Responds to youtube comments.

Her power is self-doubt inducement, and she likes to use it to make trolls question their life choices. She calls it "troll hunting."

9. Gremmy

Hums to himself.

He's usually kept locked up, remember.

  10. Bazz-B

Goes out clubbing, hoping to get his flirt on.

But usually he just ends up chatting to the bartender.

11. Cang Du 

Goes golfing.

He's pretty sure his "Iron" power should make him good at using the five-iron. But so far not so much.

12. Askin

Serves as a DM for tabletop games.