#sternritter

Part 1 is found HERE

✧ BLEACH characters as your roommates! (Bleach x reader)

Characters included: Urahara, Ryuken, Rukia, Izuru, Toshiro, Shunsui, Kensei, Isane, Yoruichi, Starrk, Szayelaporro, Harribel, As Nodt, Bazz B, Askin

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Urahara:

You wake up seeing a door that was NOT there yesterday

Something could be on fire and he will not care! He’d probably just laugh it off

Randomly disappears for days and when he comes back he’s got a bag full of snacks and zero explanations on where he was at

You had to set up a rule that says “no portals in the bathroom” he was way too whiny about it

Hasn’t done any chores ever since he moved in! Good luck!

Ryuken:

Apartment genuinely smells like cologne and regret

Drinks tea while muttering about your “life choices”

Silence is a must from 8PM to 6AM

You always see him reading medical reports. Not even a nice book or the daily magazine

He’s calm but serious… like veryyyy serious

Rukia:

Makes bunny shaped pancakes for breakfast they’re so cute!

Fills the entire fridge with her bunny drawings

She can be awake way too early in the morning but never wakes you up and lets you rest

You both have matching bag keychains!

Always excited for movie night

Izuru:

He moved in very quietly that you didn’t even notice until the next day

Always sitting by the window when it’s a rainy day just dozing off

Apologizes for no reason sometimes but he’s slowly becoming more comfortable

You can see his eyes light up for a moment when you show him your collection of drawings and video games

Washes the dishes at 3AM because he “can’t sleep”

Toshiro:

You’re not that safe around him cause he will create a snow storm inside the apartment

Freezes the most unnecessary stuff on purpose or just to annoy you

He already froze your favorite mug

Great roomie for the hot weather though. He makes ice cream!

The cold never bothered you anyway.. at least that’s what you tell yourself lmao

Shunsui:

Falls asleep on the most inconvenient spots like on your laptop or phone

Alcohol. Everywhere.

Complains when it’s time to do chores

Tried watching a sports show just to see the hype of it but ended up falling asleep in 0.1 seconds

If he finds out you have a crush he will automatically expose you so watch out!

Kensei:

Big brother energy it’s overwhelming sometimes

Forces you to play board games with him every night before bed. “I won’t go to sleep unless you play with me!”

You guys have your own bedrooms duh but it’s crazy how you can hear him snoring so damn loud

Likes his coffee strong

He lowkey judges your friends… so judge his friends as well

Isane:

Love her

Buys medicine for any illnesses you might get. You don’t even have to ask her

Likes to sleepover in your room because she gets slightly bored of being in hers

Maybe cries a little if you sneeze

A roomie who loves to be tidy and clean… unless one of you gets sick and don’t feel like doing chores

Yoruichi:

You sign the lease. Landlord says no pets allowed. Meanwhile shes.. a cat?!

Uses your furniture as parkour equipment omg. Couch is a launch pad. Doorframe is a jungle gym IDK

She eats ALL your food

Always fighting outside with someone at 3AM like take your ass to bed right now

Sometimes you wake up to a cat staring at you!

Starrk:

He prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his own bed

Terrifyingly tall when he stands up!

Always says “nah” to chores. “Your turn to wash dishes” “nah” “please?” “nah”

Fell asleep doing laundry once actually. You found him with his head inside the laundry basket

He may be sleepy all the time but he sure is smart!

Szayelaporro:

A freak, a weirdo, a strange one, damn

Turned his room into a whole ass laboratory. And there’s a shit ton of junk in there

Blowing stuff up almost every day. He blew up your potted plant

He starts cackling so damn loud out of nowhere and it scares and annoys you sometimes but you don’t mention it

NEVER SLEEPS… NEVER

Harribel:

Queen

Brought in a whole shark one time because it “needed a owner” She eventually took it back to the ocean

Must be in bed by 7PM and you don’t know why

She invites her fracciones once a week just to gossip

She appreciates having you around!

As Nodt:

Now why would you say yes to that…?? LMAO

Your neighbors think you took in a paralysis demon or something

He’s good at telling scary stories that’s for sure

The lights start to flicker when he’s sad

You’ve tried to comfort him a little but he doesn’t let himself be comforted. Try again another time!

Bazz B:

Leaves the stove on and then blames it on you

Gym bro who steals YOUR protein powder

Thinks the living room is a great space to train like no… take it outside!

Talks way too loud.. loud that even the neighbors have complained about you guys

The firefighters are also tired of you guys. Please give them a break

Askin:

Playfully flirts. It gets annoying way too quick

He knows your allergies, caffeine tolerance, and how much lactose you’ve consume before it starts destroying your stomach

Licks food to “mark it” LMFAOOOO

Always saying things like “That little bit of mold won’t even kill you!”

Final Season of the TV Anime

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