#nevermore self insert

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Pluto usually needs a while to recover before his body can function again. I'm thinking, laying on his back trying to take deep breaths while looking around with a tired look. Also super cuddly. Like, the moment he's able to move again, he's wrapping himself around you and keeping you against him. He just likes the feeling of being close to you. Resting his head on your chest or nuzzling in the crook of your neck while you both calm down.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Ough. Realistically, I'm not sure this man really views any part of his body as good or attractive, but if I had to make him pick one I'd say his hands/arms. Pluto's canonically pretty strong and I think that's something he could (or welp, should) be quite proud of, even if he doesn't use it on you often, the thought of having the strength necessary to pin or move you around does make him feel warmer.

As for his favourite parts of your body, I'd say your waist, hips and/or ass. You can't get out of my mind that he likes holding on desperately to your waist or hips, or grabbing at your ass. Even when you're just cuddling or sleeping together he can't help but rest his hands there and occasionally squeeze.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Pluto would probably pass out watching you taste his cum. Don't ask me why I believe that because in all honesty, I have no clue either. Just the idea of you swallowing his seeds or licking it off of your fingers would probably make him so hard he'd get dizzy. It doesn't matter how exhausted he felt, he'll probably be turning into putty in your hands, bucking and whining needily all over again if you make a show of sticking your tongue out before gulping down.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Before you two were even dating, the poor man had to excuse himself to take care of not-so-innocent matters more than once thanks to you. It could be caused by anything: an unexpected praise that particularly got to him, or even the smallest of touches if you rested a hand on the small of his back or on his side, or if you hugged him from behind with your fingers grazing on his chest innocently... Yeah, literally the littlest things. He felt so ashamed every time, pulling away abruptly and hiding himself in his big ass coat, tensed and flustered beyond belief as he made up an excuse to leave or go to the bathrooms. The idea of you potentially finding out about this whole deal made him so anxious he almost felt physically in pain just thinking about it for too long.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Oh boy. He has no idea what he's doing. I think I already mentioned it in a previous headcanon request, but between the crippling anxiety and trying to survive in an abusive household, I'm pretty sure Pluto is a virgin and barely ever interacted with anyone he found attractive without having a heart attack. Sex ed wasn't really a thing either at that time so. Yeah. I wouldn't even be surprised if he had some crazy misconceptions about sex, reproduction etc. Someone give this man a biology class.

F= Favorite position

Any position where he can hold you. The closer you are to him the happier he is. I think I already talked about that before too but really this man needs to be able to grab at you - any part of you - at any time while doing the deeds. You'll probably earn a few bruises on your back, hips, arms or thighs because of him, 'cause oh yeah by the way, he grips you hard. Every time. Probably wouldn't be a huge fan of bottoming doggy style because of said reasons.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

AUGH Pluto can't goof around for the life of him. Especially when you two first start getting more intimate, partly because he's so anxious that he'll completely back off and hide away if he says a single word "wrong" (in his mind). But even just generally he's not the type to throw jokes and puns. He won't mind if you do tho, might even let out a small laugh and call you a clown, affectionately. It does help him deescalate the pressure and anxiety building in his head, so he's grateful anyway.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

When I first started writing this, I was going with the "meh men's standards from his time period was probably something along the lines of "the hairier the better"" mindset, but fun fact! Upon further researches, it appears that the early 20th century was the beginning of a new shaving standard! Somewhere along the 1900s, being cleen-shaven started being seen as more fashionable for men, and this trend went on for more or less the whole century, sooooo... We got groomed Pluto I guess. Didn't really expect that either but history surprises us sometimes.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

I believe with all my heart in Hopeless Romantic Pluto™️. This man is so gentle and soft it's almost painful to watch. He does enjoy you playing dirty or being a little rough on him from time to time, but I'm dead serious on the fact that he himself can't go rough on you even if his life depended on it. Seeing you wrecked and sobbing because of him turns him off more than anything, he just can't enjoy doing that to you.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

I don't think it's a particularly rare occurrence for Pluto to jack himself off, most of the time because of pent up tension. As I said before, even pre-dating he had his fair amount of incidents around you that he had to take care of, but even outside of those, there's just little things that you do every day that requires some ✨Alone Time✨ for him to process. Most of the time you don't even realise what you're doing to him, and in all honesty it just kills him even more.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

I feel like at this point mentioning the praise kink is starting to get old so listen. What if I told you I can totally see him having a thing for breathing your scent from your underwear and/or literally any of your clothes? Do you see the vision??? Before you two get to actually doing the deeds it's more of a "taking baby steps before the Real Thing™️" kind of situation in his mind, but by the time you actually had sex it became kind of a habit he can't get rid of. It's like, even if you're not here with him at the moment, he has a little piece of you. Poor man can't help himself.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Edit: I'm coming back to this later to say that I'm not so sure anymore about this kink, however I did become absolutely certain that he's into orgasm control. You cannot convince me that this man doesn't like being told when he can cum. He needs the reassurance that he did a good enough job and that you're satisfied for him to finish. Otherwise he freaks out and can't fully relax and let go.

A well-closed bedroom is certainly Pluto's favored environment, mostly because the thought of being seen in that kind of vulnerable state makes him feel uneasy. That is unless the two of you are way too far from the dormitories, and too impatient to travel all the way there. In this kind of scenario, a dim closet will be more than enough for both of you.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

I think you guys are going to get tired of me repeating how touch-sensitive this man is. Especially your touch. Having your hands on his body, your attention on him, could probably make him collapse on the spot. It's the way you can be so affectionate with your touch that turns him into jelly above anything else. Also, your voice. If you're taking even a slightly sultry tone to tease him he'll be dead on the spot, losing his cool completely in an instant.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Public spaces would be a huge nope, we all know Pluto is made at 80% of anxiety and I believe no matter how much he's yearning for you, the idea of being caught in that kind of situation would straight up stop him from enjoying himself at all. Otherwise, as I've mentioned before he absolutely refuses to go rough on you because seeing you broken and crying because of him stresses him out more than anything, and of course, any kind of breathplay is absolutely out of the way.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

This man turns into a whimpering mess the second you put your mouth around him, you cannot convince me otherwise. Don't let him stand up while you're blowing him off, because he will lose his balance alarmingly quickly. When it comes to giving orals, it will probably take a while for Pluto to learn not to let his nervousness get in the way, but once he's past that, his determination to please you will fill in the flaws of his technique. I'd say a good 7.5/10 once he's sufficiently used to it.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Oh my, did I mention how gentle Pluto is with you? Yes? Good, because I've got news for you. We all know he prefers you to set the pace, but if he's in charge? He's absolutely the type to fuck you infuriatingly slowly. All the magic resides in the fact that he brings a sense of gentleness and intimacy that would probably make you lose it on its own, and the fact that he will always make sure to touch all the places that make you feel good. He just needs to take his time to make sure he's doing everything right, and enjoy your presence as well.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

Pluto absolutely prefers to take his time with you as I said before. I do think he views sex as a very intimate and vulnerable thing, and making sure the two of you are fully satisfied afterwards is very important to him. That being said, there are moments where the tension between you two is just too strong to be pushed aside and dealt with later on, and he'll gladly let you take him to the nearest hidden closet and fuck him senselessly.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Given his lack of experience, I do think he would be open to trying things out, mostly because he has probably no idea of what would work for him and is trying to figure it out along with you. He does get anxious easily tho, and probably will need reassurance before introducing anything new to him. The only risk he won't ever take is having sex with you in public settings, for aforementioned reasons.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Depends which one of you is in control. If Pluto's the one in charge, he probably won't be able to go for more than a round, maybe a second (difficulty) with enough encouragement. If you're on top tho, you can manage to make him last 3 rounds, maybe even get a 4th out of him before he completely collapses. Tho, his rounds dont last as long when you're in charge compared to when he's on top, because you know exactly what buttons to push to make him relax and lose it completely.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

I don't think Pluto would be one to use toys on you, mostly because he prefers to serve and please you by himself - the boost of confidence from being able to make you feel good with just his body is all he needs. However, I don't think he would be against the idea of you using toys on him, if you wanted to. He'd probably be a bit hesitant or anxious at first, but with the extra comfort and reassurance, he'd definitely relax and let you do whatever you have in mind.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

I don't know what you expect me to say by that point but I might surprise you by telling you Pluto absolutely does tease. It's rare, because this man being on charge in itself is a rare sighting, but if he does end up on top, he'll absolutely tease you in the gentlest most lovestruck way possible. He thinks you sound adorable when you're pretending to pout and beg him to please stop going so slow, he can't help but smile at how much you want him just like he wants you.

On the other hand, he's so quick to lose control when being teased it's almost embarrassing to him. He snaps from the frustration so easily you just can't get enough of it. He'll forgive you every time as long as you make up for him right after that.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

I've already already talked about it before, but Pluto is certainly noisy, albeit not loud. He does make a lot of sounds - moans, groans, whines, you name it - he just learned to keep them at a minimum volume, and it kind of stuck with him over time. He absolutely speaks too, whether it's begging, thanks, your name, or "I love you"'s... as well as little "feels so good" and "right here", whatever words his brain can form go straight out of his mouth without being processed.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

He'll never admit it to you, but one time before you started dating, you left your coat in his room, and it didn't leave his face while he took care of himself to the point he almost passed out. He checked said coat so many times before giving it back to you it was almost ridiculous, because he was so scared of you finding out.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Please note that this request had me googling insane shit like "average size of a penis in the United Kingdom" (the answer is 13.13cm if you were curious). That being said, I do think Pluto is pretty average in terms of size despite being kind of anxious about it. As in, he's a generally small man and has spent years thinking he was probably way smaller down there than the average. I just find the idea of him thinking most men have like, 25cm cocks, absolutely hilarious. I need it written down somewhere that I headcanon the Maze trio to have some sort of conversation about sexuality at some point and Duke being the only one with a semblance of sex knowledge (because let's be honest, he has the vibes of a libertine bisexual icon) is face-palming at the two others the entire time. Anyway. I'm rambling. Otherwise I'd say Pluto's pretty pale with a bit more colour at the tip.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

This one is a bit more complicated. It's not that he doesn't have any libido, but between the constant hypervigilance and everything going on at the academy, he doesn't really give time and energy to his sex life. He doesn't feel like he needs it at all and most of the time, he thinks there's much more important matters to think about than his own desires. That's also part of why I think your touch is one of the things that turn him on to an insane level. It forces him to focus on what his body is feeling, rather than the constant racing thoughts clogging his mind. And he's very much not used to acknowledging that.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)