"Yeah, these gay cannibals are ten years older! Get over it!"

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Warlock, misc characters 10 chapters; 12,979 words. ~ “Oh. Yeah.” Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. “Come to New York with me tomorrow?" Aziraphale blinked. “Why?" “To see how Warlock is doing,” Crowley said, as if that was obvious. “You’re a terrible father for an angel. I’m a demon, and I make a far better mother." "We're not his parents! He has two perfectly good parents of his own!" "Fine." ----- Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him, for some high-end hedonism, and at exactly which point did Crowley start referring to him as his husband anyway? ~ Warning: nsfw, food, alcohol, gun mention, mentions of cannibalism, mentions of child death, excrement mention, mention of slaves,

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