slursagi / nerdsagi x f!reader
(愛)
(╥﹏╥) : "i don't think throwing slurs at your opponents is good sportsmanship, yoichi"
"I want you to answer me honestly, Yocchan." You stare at Isagi deep in his gorgeous blue eyes.
Isagi turns around in his swivel chair to face you, looking worried. "What is it?"
"Are you racist?"
He looks baffled, "What!? No! What would make you think that way?"
You take a deep breath, "Yesterday, you said Shidou had—and I quote—'a botched-ass looking tan.'"
"That was one time! His tan is objectively bad!"
"—and then a week ago, you called Barou a donkey while playing Among Us. Then a week before that, you sent death threats to—"
"I get it! But I'm not racist." He grumbles, "I insult everyone equally."
"Slursagi," You giggle.
"Don't call me that."
"Slursagiiii~" You stretch out the 'i', purposely trying to rage-bait him into saying something venomous. But he just sighs, pressing a kiss to your forehead.
"I know what you're trying to do, and it's not going to work." He hoists you up, bridal style, while smiling down at you, "I save the insults for the bastards I play with, not my sweet girlfriend."
You're getting this pretty boy pregnant if it's the last thing you do.
a/n: the last line must've been the wind...
sure is windy today
#slursaginotracistcanon2026😁
are we liking the blue lock content?
