MonthofMaybel2019 Week 3: Living with Your Average Nerdbro
A/N: After last week's angst I NEEDED FLUFF so have some mabel/stan bonding over their adorably nerdy nerdbros!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Grunkle Stan
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Grunkle Staaaaaaan
brassknucklegrunkle: what
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Dipper's hogging Anansi and I wanted to get
him to try on a sweater but he's too busy doing 'experiments' with his
webbing
brassknucklegrunkle: the heck is anansi
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): He's this smoking-hot six-inch-tall Spider
Person with little chocolate freckles and a big fluffy spider butt
brassknucklegrunkle: we really need to talk about your taste in boys
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Dipper is hogging him and I'm so bored I
could die
brassknucklegrunkle: YOU'R bored
brassknucklegrunkle: try bein stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean
with a guy who's mostly interested in poking things that want to kill you
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): to be fair you do that too
brassknucklegrunkle: Hey, I poke things and run away
brassknucklegrunkle: HE WANTS TO STUDY WHAT THE
MONSTER LOOKS LIKE FROM THE INSIDE
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Right?! Last week Dipper found some kind
of raccoon with crab pinchers digging through our neighbor's salami pile
and the first thing he wanted to do was poke it with a stick
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): I man I think it was a raccoon
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Either way it could pinch harder than an old-
timey grandma
brassknucklegrunkle: That's nothing. Last week this little trash island
bumped up against our boat and it was covered with these little blue
singing things that numbed your face.
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Why would they numb your face?
brassknucklegrunkle: They looked like mushrooms and i was sick of
fish okay?
brassknucklegrunkle: ANYWAY they were the food for this sea serpent
the size of a sky scraper, which was pretty cool until it ate a ton of the
mushrumbas rolled over and played dead
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): LIKE A LITTLE TEN-TON PUPPY?!!
brassknucklegrunkle: More like a conman with a million-dollar mark
brassknucklegrunkle: Ford was like OH LOOK DEAD CRYPTID
PERFECT FOR SCIENCE and leaped right into its mouth, started poking
at its teeth. I stayed on the boat until i saw its one eye rolling, I was
shouting at Ford to get out but he was doing his stupid genius thing and Ii
had to jump in there to save his sorry butt
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): NO WAY DID YOU DIE
brassknucklegrunkle: APPARENTLY BECAUSE IT STARTED
SWALLOWING
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Uh oh
brassknucklegrunkle: Worst part I couldn't even get a good guilt trip out
of it because halfway down the throat got claustrophobic
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Ohhhhh bad
brassknucklegrunkle: I punched our way out and Ford didn't get
flashbacks but he shut up for like an hour and not in a good way. He
wanted to just hole up below deck with his nerd stuff but I was aafraid his
brain would panic so I gassed him out
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): ew
brassknucklegrunkle: YEAH BABY WHO ATE TOO MUCH CRAB
FOR BREAKFAST
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): I thought the point was NOT to freak him
out???
brassknucklegrunkle: Eh, I brought up all the nerd junk that wasn't
nailed down and some coffee, he was fine,
brassknucklegrunkle: kinda reminded me of Dipper
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Dipper's not claustrophobic tho?
brassknucklegrunkle: Not that part, the anxious nerd part. For the last
half of the summer sometimes I'd be coming up from the portal, frick that
is weird to say, and he'd be walking around the Shack muttering under his
breath but still asleep.
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): uhhhh that's probably from bill
brassknucklegrunkle: no, that was way before weirdmag
brassknucklegrunkle: wait
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): uh, yeah, Dipper kinda made a deal with
him? and Bill stole his body and tried to ruin my puppet show? that was
Bill in Dipper's body you were filming, ahaha whoops???
brassknucklegrunkle: WHAT
brassknucklegrunkle: YOU CANNOT CUSS ON THIS WEBSITE
brassknucklegrunkle: YOU CANNOT CUSS ON THIS WEBSITE
brassknucklegrunkle: HE MADE A DEAL WITH YOU CANNOT
CUSS ON THIS WEBSITE BILL CIPHER BEHIND MY BACK AND
NEITHER OF YOU TOLD ME
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): sorry sorry sorry!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): I can airlift you brownies! Full of guilt! Guilt brownies!!
brassknucklegrunkle: TOFFEE PEANUT BROWNIES IS HE STILL
SLEEPWALKING
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): It's getting better I think??
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): I wake up when he does that here because
our bed creaks and he's only done it like twice, I hold his hands until he
wakes up and basically pump him full of hot chocolate with mountains of
whipped cream and so many colored sprinkles it turned into a rainbow
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Although one time I woke up for a midnight
snack of sugar packets, as you do, and I heard Ford call him on Skybe and
they talked for a while
brassknucklegrunkle: I told him not to wake you two up
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): please, Dipper's awake like all the time, he's
practically an honorary vampire
brassknucklegrunkle: he's pale enough
brassknucklegrunkle: i don't get it, Ford knows he can talk to me, right?
Why doesn't he?
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Aw, Grunkle Stan
brassknucklegrunkle: I mean we are literally the only two people around
for hundreds of miles and he still skybes with someone else, either that or
he's doing more weird nerd stuff
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Maybe that's just his way of coping
sometimes?
brassknucklegrunkle: There are better ways of coping than jumping
feet-first down a sea serpent's throat
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): okay point
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Dipper's like that too sometimes, he's all
obsessed with Anansi and I want to hang out with him but I kind of feel
like I'm getting in the way.
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Grunkle Stan, sometimes I get scared that
he'll obsess over his nerd stuff so much that I'll lose him even when he's
sitting right next to me.
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Grunkle stan what do I do
brassknucklegrunkle: first of all stop stress knitting
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): how did you
brassknucklegrunkle: knitting is fine stress knitting is knot
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Hey-o!
brassknucklegrunkle: That's my girl!
brassknucklegrunkle: Okay second, that nerd can get so deep in his
nerdery he doesn't even realize he's ignoring you. So what you need to do
is be as loud and obnoxious as possible to get his attention ,and once you
have it go do something you both love doing!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): OH OH!!! IDEA!!!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Dipper likes science and I like cooking,
right? I can ask Anansi if we can feed him colored powdered sugar and
see if his webbing turns into a rainbow! It shall be a perfect smoothie
blend of art and weirdness!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Then Dipper will be like 'uuhhh that's so cool
mabel I should've included you sooner' and i can GUILT TRIP HIM
FOREVER
brassknucklegrunkle: Yes! YESS!!
brassknucklegrunkle: USE HIS OWN NERDERY AGAINST HIM
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): GRUNKLE STAN YOU SHOULD
TOTALLY TO THAT TOO!!!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Open a selkie-slash-mermaid dating services
so yu get hot dates and he gets to study weirdness!!
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): And then you can talk about your dates for
HOURS and he'll have to listen to EVERY SINGLE DETAIL because it's
SELKIE SCIENCE
brassknucklegrunkle: GENIUS
brassknucklegrunkle: Mabel sweetie you make me so proud
brassknucklegrunkle: Now go commit emotional blackmail, and don't
forget to make me those brownies
KOALA_PIG_QUEEN))): Yes, Grunkle Stan!! MABEL AWAY!!!!
