RWBY: Roadtrip Status...
RUBY'S VAN:
STATUS: Lead Van (and making good time)! Its gonna be a fun day!
Ruby, Jaune, Sun & Oscar: Singing songs on the radio.
Yatsuhashi: Quietly meditating in the very back and finding inner peace.
FOX'S VAN:
STATUS: Following Ruby's Van
Maria, Weiss, Robyn & Coco: Van about to explode from all the verbal barbs, catty attitude, and backhanded compliments. Omni-omega level of eye rolling.
Fox: Wondering if they will ever get there.
REN'S VAN:
STATUS: Side of the Road (1 mile back)
Blake & Neo: fell out the back while trying to murder each other.
Ren: Trying to calmly diffuse the situation with his words while being completely ignored.
Neptune: Livestreaming the fight and checking his hair.
Mercury: Walking a quarter mile down the road from these lamos to hitch a ride....no one knows he left.
PYRRHA'S VAN:
STATUS: In a ditch & totaled (3 miles back)
Winter & Cinder: Completely rip the roof off and are actively attempting to murder each other in the skys above.
Pyrrha: Trying to calmly diffuse the situation with her words while being completely ignored.
Yang: Watching battle intently through gaping hole in said roof and eating popcorn she randomly found in said van.
Velvet: Takes picture.
NORA'S VAN:
STATUS: M.I.A. - Took a wrong turn (8.5 miles back)
Nora & Ilia: In front seat with upside down map and arguing.
Qrow: Passed out drunk in the very back...snoring loudly.
Emerald: Doomscrolling and only sticking around to giggle and snort when the others realize penny got left some 20+ miles back at a rest stop 7-11
Penny: Still standing patiently outside said rest stop 7-11 some 20+ miles back with a corndog, a large slurpy and comically large sunglasses she found to be totally adorable. 💚
