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NeilBot

<Part 19>

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Nerris offers to give the robot a voice of its own.

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Part 18:

I have some news for you all.

I am with child! The other parent is @smspikyhampster!

I hope @weirdly-specific-but-ok will be supporting during what will be a trying time.

THINGS ARE HAPPENING. @thearoacemess IS ACCUSING ALL MAGGOTS OF NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT REPTILE PREGNANCIES AND SAYING THAT NEIL HAS A TUMOUR.

NEIL IS EXPERIENCING PREGNANCY MOOD SWINGS.

NO ONE IS SURE WHETHER HE IS PREGNANT WITH BABIES OR WITH EGGS.

ACCUSATIONS HAVE BEEN FLYING FROM AARON OF ME AND @random-doctor-on-the-internet, NEIL'S PARENTS, NOT TEACHING HIM ABOUT PROTECTION.

I THEN DEMANDED WHY @anadyomena AND @ivory--raven, PARENTS OF HAMPTER (@smspikyhampster) WHO IMPREGNATED NEIL THROUGH THE POWER OF GOD OR SOMETHING, DIDN'T TEACH HIM ABOUT PREGNANCY.

MAE IS ATTEMPTING TO DO RESEARCH ON THE DNA. NEIL IS AFRAID FOR HIS BABIES.

RAY HAS NOW GIVEN UP THE CASE. TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH IN MY COURT.

@achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito HAS ENTERED. KIT SEEMS TO BEHIND ON THE EVENTS. HE IS DEMANDING CLARIFICATION. HAMPTER CLAIMS THERE IS A POLL ON HIS TUMBLR DECIDING WHETHER IT'S EGGS OR LIVE BIRTH.