#narilesh

Lamb and Narinder bullying Leshy in bed. (He likes it tho)

Only Thory (my yellow cat) is on his side.

(NariLesh oneshot soon)

Because all I ever think about is shipcest babies and I've seen so many shittens in this fandom, I present to you... Bishop kiddos, for all your bishop shipping needs. All with little names for convenience! For variety I decided to give them names based on the naming convention used by the older parent.

The narilesh bastard is a cat- although it's not too noticeable because plantlife naturally grows over their fur. He's also inherited Leshy's huge mouth, although it's not normally visible (unless he wants to bite, at which point, rip). Since Narinder's name is Indian, I named him Ankur, which means sapling or sprout. I thought it was cute.

The kallamura bastard would probably have an absurd number of legs and arms if it had a battle form, which I find funny, but his follower form is pretty basic. Shamura's name is Assyrian, and the name Rameel means "Mercy Of God"- I found the irony of it appealing. Maybe he could be the bishop of mercy if the Lamb ever decided to let there be more bishops.

And lastly, Kallamar/Heket bastard! Most aquatic baby of the bunch, and my favorite design. Kallamar seems to have just been named after calamari as far as I found so, food name- Swikee is the name of a dish made with frog legs! Girlie should stay away from the kitchen.

Lamb: Your reign of homophobia is over, damn bush!

Leshy: I'm not homophobic, I fucked my brother back in the day.

Lamb: What the fuck kind of family have I stumbled across?