#rtstuck

lol.. okay, so, I went to check my note, and it turns out I misremembered, bc it looks like i only ever classpected them, and never finished coming up with their lands! unfortunately. but here's what I've got anyway:

I have, however, come up with classpects AND Lands for a few other series, such as Soul Eater, Steven Universe, Achievement Hunter, and a book series I read on a mutual's recommendation, called the Raven Cycle! I'll post those below the cut too, just for funsies, in case anyone cares to check em out.

anon, i regret to inform you that i have almost No thoughts on rtstuck. the art i see for that au is really, really cool, but i’m only a casual fan of homestuck in general. i got lost in the story somewhere in act 5, and it’s hard for me to catch up because there’s A Lot to read.

speaking of hs art, one active rtstuck account i like is @land-of-towers-and-pimps made by @cloud-of-pimps!

i have a hard time getting into very long/lengthy forms of media (night vale’s an example), especially w/ the way homestuck is formatted w/ its chatlogs, animations, little flash games, etc etc, but i’m still a fan. the rtstuck au may be dead, but it can live on in our hearts! :D

also, my fave ac villagers are (in no particular order) bob, cherry, kid cat, ankha, scoot, dobie, dom, raymond, eugene, hazel, pietro, teddy, lucky, tangy, merengue, coco, marshal, katt and olivia!! i love animal crossing so much dfghfdsakljhgfd edit: omfg, i forgot about roald!!!! D:

Okay. We start with Immortal Fake AH crew. Their doing a raid on the humane labs, because A) those guys are dicks, and B) they think the labs managed to get blood from one of their many deaths (They have a traditional GTA style respawn where the body disappears and reforms in safety). So they infiltrate and boy is this more than they bargained for.

The infiltration team (Gav, Ryan, and Michael) find the collider and well they can’t let it stay. So they radio and let the other three know to fuck shit up while Gavin tries to hack into it and shut it down. Things don’t go as planned. Somehow Humane Labs has all this really high tech shit, and all the sudden the infiltration team is being attacked. Each member somehow gets thrown into the beamy beam before it kablooeys, outright killing Ryan and Michael and sending them off into a respawn. Gavin’s dying and he doesn’t have his pistol to shoot himself, so he does what he does best and talks. He manages to get the lead person (who’s trying to find a universe where death doesn’t exist) to kill him.

Cut to distraction team running for their lives as a vaguely cat like super villain is tearing after them. They manage to escape through the grace of Jeremy’s rocket launcher. They go home and see the infiltration team already back and a bit shaken. They all agree they need to permanently destroy the collider.

Jack’s worried about any effects being dunked into a literal stream of alternate universes might have on their friends, but the trio brush her off. It can’t be that bad surely.

Cut to the next day, early as hell in the morning, and the penthouses alarms start blaring. The crew panics and grab their guns and go to investigate. Cue loud squawking and angry hissing. The crew looks at each other in confusion as they enter the kitchen, only to find three hybrids? That are them? The three hybrids stare at the fakes and Gavinbrid leans over to his Michael and whispers that this was probably not a prank by Jeremy.

You can practically hear Geoff’s exasperation because now there’s two Gavin’s, Michael’s, and Ryan’s. Jack’s slightly smug because she was right, there were side effects. But hey at least it’s only those three right? And at least they seem like they’re from a relatively close universe, only difference was the hybrid bits and them seeming mortal. But still it puts them on edge because now they have to send them back and shut it down.

Brid!Gavin goes to watch tv and turns on the news, only to be greeting with reports of three men fighting downtown. One in spandex, one dressed in bear furs, and one with a cracked crown. Cue more exasperation because they can all bet who they are and now they gotta stop the fight and collect three more ass holes.

The hybrids are told to stay and not touch anything while the crew goes to collect the new arrivals. They do not listen. On the scene a very angry Mogar is attacking one MK and Vav is trying to get them to stop. He just gives up and slomos them both just as the crew arrives.

“Holy fuck I’m a superhero.”

“That wears spandex”

“At least I’m not wearing a skirt Ryan.”

“It’s a kilt.”

Vav takes one look at the crew. And just sorta raise his hands up (he’s very afraid of the gun toting men and the one in the skull mask). Cue police sirens and them shoving the XnV peeps into Jack’s car and Ryan hoping in the front while the other’s hop into the Roosevelt. Epic chase scene go. Turns out Vav snuck into the Roosevelt and is now just there adding to the chaos. Mogar and MK unfreeze, and are only not killing each other because the scary skull man is sitting between them. Eventually they make it to the penthouse where they fond it a mess and HOLY FUCK IS THAT LAVA?

While the immortals where dealing with the XnV crew, the hybrids were trying to discuss the best way to get home. Of course they get interrupted when something spits three men out into the living room. Brid!Gav just puffs and extends his wings while Michael hisses and bares hiss fangs and Ryan pulls on his mask. The three men stand up, very disoriented as they look around.

It’s obvious to the brids these are some more alternate versions. Gavin seems to be wearing an outfit like a creeper and has black sclera, Michael seems to be wearing a bear like hoodie and has a diamond sword, and Ryan has a kilt. All seem to be wearing what looks to be Iron Armor as well

The MC peeps panic immediately (after all they were just in the nether with the others) and look around. They see skull mask Ryan and for some reason think Wither Skeleton. So they attack. From out of nowhere (they have an inventory space like in game, and respawn like in game) Gavin pulls out a glowing bow and Ryan pulls out another diamond sword. They attack.

Cue a fight scene that comprises of The Brids throwing whatever they can at the MC peeps as they try and take down the ‘wither skeleton’. MC!Gav pulls a bucket of lava out and tries to trap the Hybrids just as Ryan realizes their mistakes. Ryan tries to stop Gavin, ends up in the lava. Poof he’s dead, but thank god for keep inventory. Around this time The immortals arrive with the XnV crew.

Cue overall fucking panic because, FUCKING HOW DID HE GET LAVA UP HERE, AND OH GOD I KILLED RYAN AGAIN. MC!Gavin scoops up the lava, but the damage has been done and now the penthouse is on fire. Jack and Geoff get the extinguishers and somehow put it out as MC!Gavin sheepishly hides the bucket away. MC!Michael is yelling at him cause they don’t know where Ryan’s going to respawn.

So MC!Ryan just respawns on the sidewalk somewhere in Los Santos. He’s very confused, a bit grateful, and very done with Gavin. He has no idea where he is and all these buildings are very tall and slightly intimidating. Then he hears a calm voice call his name and a hand on his shoulder. He turns and it’s him? In these weird navy blue clothes? Is he floating? The HS!Ryan (ain’t typing out RT!Stuck everytime) assures him that it’s all right. HS!Ryan leads MC!Ryan to where the RT!Stuck (everyone’s godtier) pals have been. HS!Gavin cheerfully greets him and floats over.

The RT!Stucks have actually been busy, given that Ryan’s seer powers caught them up near immediately. They’ve been laying low and keeping the cat villain focused on them. Speaking of them they show up as HS!Ryan is explaining the situation to MC!Ryan. So it’s scatter time. Gav traps the kitty villain in a slo mo field and just takes off with Michael. HS!Ryan carries MC!Ryan and off they fly. Angry kitty breaks free and follows after them. Gavin’s shooting arrows and now there’s a whole ruckus as civilians notice and call the lspd.

Now they have choppers and the kitty trying to kill them. They don’t want to hurt the police, after all they aren’t criminals in their world. They just play video games, and one of the ones they played just so happened to accidentally cause an apocalypse. MC!Ryan is confused and just wants to go back to his friends. This is all too much for him, too big a shift from his universe. It’s Brid!Gavin and a rocket slinging Jeremy that saves the day. Providing enough confusion and carnage for the RT!Stucks to join up with the main group.

The penthouse is much too small, so they lose their chasers and head out to a safehouse they have. They all have a nice, (mostly) nonlethal talk as the situation is explained fully. Vav and Mogar do not want to work with MK. MK doesn’t like it either, but it’s not like they have much choice after all. So now they plan an attack on the humane labs.

For some reason, I feel a little bit nostalgic. Do you remember “Heir Vs Grimdark”? Oh boy, those glorious days. I miss them so much. (I think, the reason is because homestuck it’s back just for a moment... maybe? idk.)  

Baby Michael in his godtier. (MAN I STILL WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW THE BATTLE BETWEEN GAVIN AND MICOOL IS. I CAN’T FUCKING DELETE IT FROM MY MIND.)

@kateitron comes up with such good RTstuck ideas and I am WEAK