Feb 6, 2025
Nothing will humble you like being peed on by a toddler when youāre trying to rush them to the potty so they donāt pee on the couch when they are sitting there yelling āI GOTTA POTTY!!ā š« š
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Nothing will humble you like being peed on by a toddler when youāre trying to rush them to the potty so they donāt pee on the couch when they are sitting there yelling āI GOTTA POTTY!!ā š« š
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So I'm a part time nanny for a kindergartner. A couple days a week I pick her up from school and we hang out at my apartment or around town until her dad gets off work.
Yesterday we stopped at the pharmacy and somebody referred to me as her mom.. and I was like nononono.
LIKE GIRL NO IM EIGHTEEN, SHE FIVE, THE MATH DON'T MATH PLEASE NO.
For the TOS ask meme: McCoy
Iām a college kid/fellow child not your (kidās) mother!
(Story of my life in the outside world and at home! Like, bruh, just because I have nurturing tendencies does not give you the right to treat me like Iām your parent, not your mom and thatās your kid not mine! Iām literally 13 DO NOT ask me if you can call me āmomā no thanks!!! Your kid needs therapy and YOUR attention, not my mediocre babysitting experience!)
someone tell me why the baby keeps eating the apple and then spitting it all chewed up into his hand and then smearing it on his shirt
Ahhh I forgot what itās like to commute home smelling like breast milk...
At least Iām in my own car and not on the train.
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I couldnāt agree more.
anyone remember the Dinosaur Train winter solstice episode where they meet the northern troodons who live in the north pole and have Canadian accents and play āknock the frozen gourd aroundā which is basically dinosaur hockey?
no?
just me?
okay.
The kidsā room is right next to mine, and since theyāve moved into it Iāve felt trapped at night. They go down at seven, which means that after that I canāt shower or really even hang out in my room because theyāre light sleepers. When I go to bed I canāt use the bathroom or open my door without waking them up, and honestly itās become really grating. I just... donāt enjoy sleeping next to them. At all. Pretty sure Boss is getting tired of me waking them up when I get up to piss, too. Thereās just no way to smooth this one out.