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#pride month #lgbtqia #lgbtq christian #lgbt pride #queer pride #pansexual #aromantic #non-binary asexual #bisexual #high school #(im the pansexual)#pan exclusion #ace exclusion #nb exclusion #aro exclusion

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A random guy exposed himself to me today while I was walking with my Dad. Not super notable considering the area, but because exactly one second before it happened I said, "It couldn't hurt", to which my dad—seeing the stranger get his dick out—was like, "..uh actually it could hurt, reverse course" and we both in sync turned and got the fuck away from there.

#like obviously ew #but I appreciate my dad everytime shit happens because he can actually keep a cool head under pressure #unlike other people I know who I would've had to drag away from a situation like that because A) they'd freeze up or B) they'd start a fight #I don't get any where near crazy people let alone interact with them and I wish everyone could share in that instinct

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Tumblr user, look at me. Your problems with organized religion are not solved by harassing random religious people on the internet.

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

So I'm really mad at a friend of mine right now, it's over something dumb and I'll get over it, but another friend of mine decided that since I was mad at them it was okay to misgender them and now I'm mad at two people.

#I wrote this like 2 years ago and it got lost in my drafts #but it's funny so I'm posting it

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My grandparents always slept separately so staying the night just meant sleepover with Grandma. I'm 21 and sharing a full sized bed with my grandma as I'm writing this, she is so baby.

#grandma

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I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

I was wondering if the cliff behind my childhood home was actually as big as I remember It being, so I looked it up, and yeah it's a 90 foot drop...

No wonder my parents were so strict about us not going down it (we did anyways).

#The family next door were LDS and had nine kids #The blended family across the street had six kids #between them and my brother and the two kids next door we had a whole baseball team of chaos

Somebody is arguing with me in a comment section that Bucky Barnes isn't disabled and I'm gonna lose it. I'm so frustrated.

#like I understand the debate around Tony a bit because at least in the MCU his issues have been treated like temporary illness #but this guy told me Daredevil wasn't disabled! The blind guy!#and I'm tempted to talk about stories where being blind has impaired Matt and slowed him down #but I shouldn't have to because he's straight-up blind and I feel crazy trying to argue that a blind person counts as disabled #Oh and I brought up Edward Elric as contrast because his prosthetic is 'more' attached than Bucky's and this bitch said Ed isn't either #I know it's pointless to argue with Internet people sometimes but I just want them to see reason it's so obvious they're just ableist ugh #buck barnes #disabled characters #ableism #tony stark #edward elric #marvel #mcu

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Today I worked 6am-6pm then babysat 6pm-2am, got home, fed my cats, took my pants and bra off, laid down in bed in the dark, and then remembered that I have to wake up for work at 6:30, in approximately 4 hours.

This is my lament as I willingly work 60hrs/week not counting one-off babysitting like today. The last day I didn't work was in April. When do I get financial security? I don't even buy anything, I'm frugal as hell, but every time I save up, some emergency wipes me out.

I accidentally came out to my older cousin this morning, we were at a random market stall and somebody had printed that tweet that says, "behind every gay person is a gayer more evil gay person" and I was like, "I should get this for [my best friend's name]"

My cousin was confused and asked "why?" So without thinking I said, "I'm the more evil gay person." Then approximately 5 seconds later I stopped looking through stickers and realized what I'd done...

Oops

#she's fine with it she's just my parents age and usually out of town so it had never come up before and i get nervous :b #'I'm the more evil gay person' is objectively a funny way to out myself though so yeah

I don't really ever use Doordash except for weird stuff apparently. Currently waiting on my replacement tub spout from Lowe's to arrive at 10:30pm. because I got myself into a bind and have no car.

#the knicks #New York City #us politics

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ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

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get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

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we're gonna try again despite it all

is iambic pentameter!

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