What is the meaning of life?

Richard Horvitz

*Richard and Moxxie sitting in jail together*

Moxxie: So who should we call?

Richard: I'd call Zim, but I feel safer in jail.

Richard Horvitz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Moxxie: Wasn't Zim with you?

Zim: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Tara Strong

Tara: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Twilight : Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Tara: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING BUBBLES WITH ME!

Timmy, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Tom Kenny

Tom: Hey SpongeBob, I've got an idea for how to solve this.

SpongeBob, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Tom: Wh- No! That's not the idea, SpongeBob!

Peepers: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Tom Kenny periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.' Peepers: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Nancy Cartwright

Nancy: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody.

And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Nancy.

Bart: But you're Nancy.

Nancy : Kinda stuck. It's a long story.

Ben Diskin

Numbuh 2: Ben, what are you doing tomorrow?

Ben: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.

Roger Craig Smith

Roger: What is wrong with you?  Sonic: Many, many things...  Sonic: And most of them are your fucking fault.