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What is your wildest headcanon?

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i made this post about how i imagine klingon food to be similar to japanese food and i honestly love thinking about it! klingons drinking clear spirits, holding tiny little cups in their big strong hands. klingons crowded in a cramped restaurant, slurping up their gagh with chopsticks. broke students at First City School of Warriors buying packages of instant gagh for dinner because they spent the rest of their weekly budget on alcohol #worthit

ok this is one of my hcs that directly contradicts canon because we have seen klingons lie before, but i have a hc that klingons are honest to a fault. it just makes sense to me because a) klingons as a race value honour, and (at least in human society), someone's honour is highly correlated to their honestly, b) because romulans lie all the time and they fucking hate romulans, and c) lies, deception, and manipulation are tools for people who can't rely on their physical strength. klingons are obviously a very strong species, so they don't need to rely on these things to conquer their enemies. they win by being brutally honest, and honestly brutal

klingon forehead ridges are very sensitive, and touching someone's forehead is a display of affection akin to giving someone a tight hug or a kiss on the cheek

i also just hc that All Women are allowed to inherit their land and become heads of their house after my girl grilka fought so hard for that right. i'm just.... so tired of klingon sexism you know?

peace-loving klingon hippies totally exist, but the rest of klingon society likes to pretend they don't

you don't want to take your klingon friend out drinking because they will start singing when they're drunk enough. and then every klingon in a 3 mile radius will join in. and then you have a pack of drunk klingons singing the klingon equivalent of don't stop believin' at the top of their lungs at 3am and all the humans at the bar are very confused and more than a little frightened

i've briefly touched on it, but traditional klingon dances closely resemble those of earth's slavic communities, and they're cool as hell

i know worf said that klingons don't like to celebrate their birthdays, but i hc that worf was only saying that because he personally doesn't like birthdays and knows that playing it off as a cultural thing is the only way the enterprise crew will leave him the hell alone. every other klingon loves their birthday, and uses it as an excuse to get so wasted they're still hungover 3 days later

i feel like klingons are always really strong and aggressive when humans are around because they still don't fully trust us enough to let their guard down, but when they're alone with each other they let themselves be ruled by their emotions. and they feel everything so deeply, almost even more deeply than humans do. they're quick to laugh, quick to cry, quick to start a bar fight with someone who even looks at them the wrong way, quick to declare their love, quick to declare their hate... i see them as super passionate, about everything, far more than they'd like to admit

okay so you know the whole "you have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original klingon" thing? there's a reason for that. a couple of hundred years ago, a klingon who really dug shakespeare decided to translate all his work into klingon. he even translated the author's name from "william shakespeare" into "Wil'yam Sheq'spir," for consistency's sake. the plays spread like wildfire, and soon everyone in the empire was reading the collected works of Sheq'spir. people became familiar with the text but not the anonymous klingon man who translated it, so it was just kinda assumed that Sheq'spir was a real guy at some point. any attempts to correct that misinformation were ignored, and a few hundred years later it became imprinted in the collective klingon consciousness that shakespeare was actually klingon, sort of like an empire-wide mandela effect

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