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“Wh-?”

His gaze stares blankly at the other’s face, searching for a hint of a smirk- or something that would be a signal that this was all just a joke. 

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                 Teeth already began to gnaw against the metals,                 desperate and frightened, but not for their own well                 being. It took minutes before they’d given up.                 It seems they had another chain added to their                 collection, only this one had another person                 attached to it.

Greener Pastures

What’s your character’s favorite destination?

ioannes is a HUGE BABY and just wants to go HOME. he used to have glorious aspirations of visiting high rock et al. probably in fancy robes and as some deified mage-scholar and probably (definitely) fantasized about how amazing it would be and how he would blow everyone out of the water because Obviously He Is Perfect. which is completely, utterly laughable to him now. the kind of laughing where you start crying, probably.

What was their favorite journey?

he actually had never been outside the isles before leaving them, so no big journeys before coming to skyrim to speak of. back home he was actually supremely uninterested in traveling at all, even to other parts of alinor. even down the street. he liked to think it was because he would rather be studying up and ~accomplishing so much more than all the plebs~ but it was actually more a combination of obsessional devotion to even pointless busywork and deep discomfort whenever he was forced to leave familiar spaces.

after graduating the college he had an adjunct position at a smaller school in another city and moving there was like, the most dramatic thing, he made it such a big deal, he hated leaving all his familiar places behind because he was so routine-driven. he doesn’t really understand that he was ever like that but if he did it would be really strange to him now because he can’t go home but he hates skyrim so he just wants to move around all the time. he knows if he let himself just stay in the house he would do it for weeks or months on end and probably drown in skooma AGAIN and he doesn’t want that, running errands in other cities is something he ostensibly hates but he’d lose his mind without it.

What’s the worst place they’ve ever been to?

IT’S SKYRIM, SURPRISE. he hates it so much. he gets vocally mad whenever he happens to see something integral to skyrim that isn’t horrible. FUCK THIS FIELD! FUCK AURORAS. FUCK MOUNTAINS.

The worst journey they’ve ever undertaken?

3 guesses and the first 2 don’t count. he was sick as hell and in terrible pain so even if the destination wasn’t cold and wind-blasted it would have been an awful trip. admittedly this condition may also have colored his perception of the country somewhat, in addition to the first city he set foot in being windhelm. a bastion of love and tolerance.

Did they take on that journey willingly? If not, why did they go through with it?

nooooooooo, he literally had no other option, there was no possibility that he would be allowed to stay in the isles, he didn’t even ask if there was another choice.

What’s their favorite/least favorite mode of transport?

horses are pretty up there, ioannes has the number one world’s boniest ass and riding is really unpleasant for the bony-assed and uncoordinated after a few hours because then it becomes an amazing tour through the colors your butt can turn.

"Ah, well...there is only so much a facepainter can do, sera. Your facework is already exquisite!"