#myz

name: myz ("my-zee") age: late 50s pronouns: it/they/he

very bleak when speaking or emoting while not being actually depressed at all. we all know what cartoons im talking about i think, or at least the general area those types of cartoons come from. myz smokes like an overactive chimney despite not actually possessing lungs or any organs.

speaks some unknown language from his show that was cancelled due to being too disturbing and depressing for kids. anything myz says now is automatically translated into the dialect of the person watching.

has adult fans that it finds off-putting but performs anyway in reruns, sometimes speaking to the watcher directly out of boredom. capable of crawling out of the tv since the cancellation due to a serious programming error during the attempt to take it totally off air that made Myz now permanent on any airwaves it wants to be on.