Nov 13, 2023
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The Mycotyrant is a really interesting and timely antagonist right after the Phyrexian arc because it shows, with contrast, what Phyrexia is not.
As much as Norn tries to present herself as the head of a unified hivemind, Phyrexia is clearly a fragmented people with individuals who think, hope, and have conflicting goals for the future. There are Phyrexian rebels, like Urabrask, who actively oppose the unification of their people because they know exactly who would be suppressed in the process.
The Mycotyrant just... is. It's the single mind behind a vast mycorrhizal network, and unlike Norn or other praetors I don't get the sense that it particularly wants political leverage or control or any of that. Despite its name, its villainy is a lot less about actual tyranny than Phyrexian villainy is, largely because its assimilation is much more absolute. While Phyrexia is more like cognitohazard-assisted cult indoctrination, the Mycotyrant reanimates corpses and speaks through them. There aren't really people left to dominate. Its goal is just... to grow.
Many Phyrexians claim that their conquest is a natural consequence of Phyrexia dividing and growing, but it really isn't--it does not come naturally to every individual. They must be beaten into line to maintain the facade.
Phyrexia is a controlling, colonialist state that bends the ideologies and goals of its people toward conquest, under pain of disassembly. The Mycotyrant is a motivationally and methodically much simpler force of (un)nature.
“What is that?,” Quintorius asked, gesturing to the flying pile of skeletons.
“Uchbenbak, the Great Mistake,” the mass of fungus gurgled. Quint jotted the name down furiously.
“And it’s called that because…?”
“I was three vodka tonics in and coming out of a bad break-up.”
The Mycotyrant sounds like a character from a Tumblr shitpost.
Like "compost your moldy bread or it'll join the armies of the Mycotyrant."
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*hands u 3 freebies* pick whatever ships you want for the bingo
(Unhinged) Ship Bingo
*vibrating rapidly* Thank you, anon, you have no idea what you've blessed me with. But now you get to hear about some of the toxic shit I ship just because I wanna see some characters suffer.
Atraxa/Spara
I am writing the most fucked up, torturous shit to happen to Spara with this one.
Mycotyrant/Malcolm
Here's toxic AF fuckery number two! Malcolm is not having a good time. The obsession box is one-sided (Mycotyrant @ Malcolm).
Oko/Tibalt
Somehow the healthiest relationship on this post.
Thanks for sending an ask, anon! I enjoyed the freebies!
~Jasper
Mycotyrant: We mean no harm. We just wanted to know more of you.
Malcolm: Sorry if I don't believe that a thing that calls itself a "tyrant" doesn't mean me harm.
Mycotyrant: Oh, do you think the name comes off too strong? what about… Mycofellow? Oh, I know, Mycomrade!
Malcolm:
deeply unserious villain