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We have reached catastrophic blorbo levels

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If John Conner met Malcolm Lee:
It's Ixalan spoiler season and oh boy have i found new blorbos
Guess who made 2 new fankids to be best friends with my MC's daughter. Let's introduce this boy first!
Malcolm Lee, son of Barnaby Lee and Talbott Winger
My boy is a Hufflepuff in the same Year as Quinn Rivera-Snyde. He's really good at CoMC (like Barnaby) and Herbology (like Talbott). Two classes he struggles in are Potions and Transfiguration. He has trouble focusing, like Quinn, so the two of them together... Just makes things worse for everyone involved. Unless they have their Designated Mom Friendâ„¢ around.
Anyway, he's a good guy with a heart of gold.

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NIGHT SCHOOL producer Will Packer, director Malcolm D. Lee, star/producer/co-writer Kevin Hart, and co-star Tiffany Haddish introduce the film's Los Angeles premiere at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live Stadium 14 Premiere House on Monday, September 24, 2018.
If not, he would—what? Keep going, he supposed. Beg a boat from the next port he reached. Fly to a Sun Empire village. Wander back to Orazca and pretend the plane wasn't falling apart again. But he wouldn't stop, not now, maybe not ever. If he did, the fungus would catch up. - The Lost Caverns of Ixalan episode 6, by Valerie Valdes
A wonderful commission done for me by my sweet mutual @hamingo of my boys Malcolm and Breeches from Magic: The Gathering. The Lost Caverns of Ixalan story really was these two having the worst fucking day of their lives. Breeches is just coping with it a lot better than Malcolm is.
Do you have any vraska ships you could do in the bingo?
(Unhinged) Ship Bingo
It's gonna be Vraska/Jace for this one.
But also...
Vraska/Malcolm (through a series of very specific headcanons that exist only in my head)
Maybe one day I'll write the series of events that inspired this one. Maybe. Don't hold your breath.
Thanks for sending an ask, anon!
~Jasper