#my lumps

Picture this 

 Yoongi thinking he's alone for the day so he's walking around the house in your fluffy pink bathrobe, a matching fluffy headband to hold back his tiny head hairs, shaking and singing, 

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" and 

 "whatcha gone do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Imma get get get get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my humps" at the top of his tiny rapper lungs 

 Homeboy backing it up and dropping it all up the hallway, into the kitchen . Doing his little shimmy with a glass of milk in hand waiting for the toast to pop up. 

 Poor baby would be so into he wouldn't even hear you walking through the front door, baby on hip and toddler at hand closely followed by your parent-in-laws, until it's too late. 

Yoongi: * looking like a deer caught in the headlights *

 You: 

 PIL: 

 Toddler: Mommy, why is daddy dancing crazy like that?

Yoongi: This isn’t what it looks like 

Yoongi:* runs to the bedroom like- *