#mwah!!!!!!!!

thank u for curating such a perfect ask mwah

he's obsessed with reality shows. it's not an everyday watch for him, but when his brain gets a bit loud or he feels a little out of sorts, he puts on a series of love island and just switches his brain off

contrastingly, i think he's a bit of a history nerd. it's a vibe i get from him. i think he'd be really into documentaries about the ancient egyptians and the tudors and stuff like that

he has a bunch of non-fiction books piled along his shelves, mixed in with some classical fiction too. i see him being a fan of the likes of ian mcewan (atonement) and he likes to discuss them with the yoga mums

speaking of, he's in a whatsapp group with them and it's the only place he'll use an abundance of emojis

when he texts, he uses proper punctuation and perfect grammar, and it pisses the likes of jamie off to no end because no one can discern his tone

roy is a very fucking good cook, and gets invited to go on celebrity masterchef more than once

the first time phoebe goes to a school disco, he cries looking at her in her little dress. his sister takes a photo which somehow the whole of afc richmond gets hold of and the next time he goes in for training, there's a thousand pictures of him ugly sobbing staring back at him

roy has a very specifically curated library of spotify playlists, and they all have one word titles. happy. sad. angry. horny.

(keeley. jamie. and one with the title <3)