#museings

(Art by @brainman1987 )

(Muse is currently doing her best not to pull at the ground. She is doing a passable job, and is trying to stay calm.)

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so we understand that caliborn does not understand the concept of love as experienced either by humans or trolls. we see this in the way he attempts to interact with people he likes which boils down to death threats and borderline sexual harassments against dirk. He understands the story beats that love should have through traditonal media but doesn't understand where it goes as his natural progression for his janexroxy commissions was holding hands, marriage then eating the baby. which sounds like he is attempting to place charub romance ideals into the role of human romance.  so what does this mean for the story? well i think it means that for the time in the meteor, caliborn was not piloting gamzee overall to be destructive or in any intelligent design, but instead how one would play with dolls. lets break shit down. we know that caliborn knows that gamzee likes karkat so how does gamzee interact with him? vague death threats that go nowhere. how does caliborn interact with dirk? vauge death threats that go nowhere and we know caliborn had a thing for dirk. how does gamzee interact with equius? immediate violence and actual cutting insults, how does caliborn interact with john? someone whom he actually doesn't like, immediate violence and cutting insults.  everything is a reflection of how caliborn understands romance, relationships and most importantly, interactions.  so what is the terezi and gamzee thing a reflection of? we have no actual evidence of caliborn undergoing anything resembling a romance arc. i think that is him attempting to recreate what he believes is troll pitch heterosexuality. he understands that its based on hatred but the fact that its mutual alludes him. he just knows he has to act in a way thats infuriating to the partner.  meaning that he allows terezi to attempt to give some sort of pitched response but give a response that he knows will illict a negaitive response just not the right one. i think the most telling example would be gamzee suddenly saying "why are you hurting me...?" to terezi dureing the showdown. thats not the valid pitch response, thats someone pulling out a safe word when your going to far and terezi attempting to be a good kismises by keeping the relationship in some semblance of stability and getting punished by it, resulting in it being a total mindfuck because its utterly one sided. thing is, theres no such thing as fucking troll heterosexuality and its caliborn mashing dolls togather and saying werid shit. 

Tim:

"Depends in general I'd say it was music,"

"But if we're talking people. Er, I mean I did have crushes in the past but I don't know if I'd ever go as far to say love. My first love I think it might be Rioaka and yeah I did and we're engaged now."

(It was a toss up between her or Isa but if I wanna get super specific Ri / @nefer-seshen was actually the first person whom he ever interacted with, way back when I actually had him on a side blog, so because of that Ri has to be his first true love if we're looking at just in general and not verse specific)

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𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

FULL NAME.    Albert Frederick Arthur George Windsor PRONUNCIATION.    Al-buh-eh-rt NICKNAME.    Bertie GENDER.    Male HEIGHT.   5′7″ AGE.    49 - 56 ZODIAC.    Sagittarius SPOKEN LANGUAGES.    English & French spoken fluently

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

HAIR COLOUR.    Brown turning grey EYE COLOUR.    Blue SKIN TONE.    Fair BODY TYPE.   Slim and later sickly ACCENT.    Oxford English VOICE.    Stammered but gentle and soft, unless considerably angry DOMINANT HAND.    Ambidextrous. POSTURE.   Upright SCARS.  Surgical scars mainly, two on his abdomen, one on his right thigh and another large one on the left side of his back. Small mark on his right forearm. TATTOOS.    None BIRTHMARKS.    None MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S).   Rare genuine uncontrolled smile

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !

PLACE OF BIRTH.    Sandringham, Norfolk HOMETOWN.   London BIRTH WEIGHT.    Seven  pounds, four ounces BIRTH HEIGHT.    Eighteen  inches MANNER OF BIRTH.    Natural home birth FIRST WORDS.     ??? SIBLINGS.    Elder: Edward (David), Younger: Mary, Henry (Harry), George, John PARENTS.    George & Mary Saxe-Coburg and Gotha of York PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT.    Limited due to royal expectations upon the family.

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !

OCCUPATION.   King-Emperor then King CURRENT RESIDENCE.    Buck/ingham Palace, Sandrin/gham, Balmo/ral, Win/dsor C/astle CLOSE FRIENDS.    Cousin Louis Mountbatten, Peter Townsend, Lionel Logue... several muses on here >.> RELATIONSHIP STATUS.    Married FINANCIAL STATUS.    Upper-Class DRIVER’S LICENSE.    Technically NO but he does drive CRIMINAL RECORD.    None VICES.    too kind, hot-tempered, smokes like a chimney

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.    Heterosexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION.    heterosexual PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE.    submissive |  dominant  |  switch. PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE.    submissive  |  dominant  |  switch. LIBIDO.    TURN ON’S.    TURN OFF’S.    LOVE LANGUAGE.    RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES.    Will throw himself into a relationship and give it his all.

𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !

CHARACTER’S THEME SONG.    The King’s Speech HOBBIES TO PASS TIME.    Walking, hunting, riding, sitting in the warm MENTAL ILLNESSES.    Mild PTSD PHYSICAL ILLNESSES.    Deep vein thrombosis, lung cancer, arteriosclerosis. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED.   Left?? >.> PHOBIAS.    Failure SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL.    Decent, but still very easy to knock with the right words from the right people. VULNERABILITIES.    Too trusting and far too willing and ready to help nearly anyone.

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