solved paradox

welcome agent. it seems as though your resistance to cringe culture propaganda is failing. do not fret, we will ensure that you are ready to go soon enough. in that briefcase you will find a deck of cards from the game "Yu-gi-oh"- all of which are prior to the advent of the so called "synchro summoning" mechanic, you will be implamented into a tournament- your mission if you so choose to accept is to act In Charecter throughout the tournament- you will yell out attack movies for your monsters and explain the card effects as if no one had ever seen the cards prior to your arrival, Good luck and Gods Speed.

one day i'll figure out how to turn curse of strahd into a campaign about a fucking evil ass devil whale that HATES you...

some times i lean back against the vast oak tree and think about how jake english was being tortured with sexuality for a good chunk of game time, managed to break out of it- tried to own his sexuality by galivanting then was punished for it again With his sexuality- and now his likeness is being used to create a entire species fucking... smuppet stand in- his ghost is being used to sexually harass multiple generations of a gods pet project. Fuck man.

i used a iron to turn my dick into a sail to help a tribe of lil creatures escape an abandoned island, my virtue is unyeilding, my speeds on the high see unmatched, port to starboard im more ship then you'll ever be, weep and let the tears wash in the water- its the closest you'll ever get to that Real Real sea spray you land lubbing bitch.

im out here holding grudges like the worst fantasy dwarf larper, you think i forgot about the scooby doo episode of supernatural? Never, never going to let that hatred fade. those motherfuckers were dealing with the super natural in almost every single iteration- "oh but paradox they made a whole movie about how zombie island was" Shut your bitch ass up, Die. go outside, eat plants until your stomach gets hit with something as venomous as my feelings towards you and keep eating because you will Never find it. Fuck you and Fuck the scooby doo episode of supernatural.

people will tell you that the worst restraunt related reality show is undercover restraunt or whatever its called but its actually bar rescue- soley because of that one episode where they had a pirate bar and they pretended that wasent fucking awasome when the magic time machine still exists and is in buisness.

quick update, the horrors are peeping me and its kinda hot.

the secret shadow goverment wants me to capture this monster but its busting it down crazy style, my inner sense of humanity will not allow me to cage such a buetiful creature

hey guys, blogging from the secret goverment facility in which they hold horrific monsters- the monsters beat my ass at checkers so Guess whose not getting lil debbies with their meals toniiiiiight

Some kinks look so fucking expensive, how the fuck am i supposed to diy some of this shit? bro if you want to be in a vacuum cube your going to have to help me weld a metal frame, im not buying multiple sets of pvc pipes because you want to be suspended in latex and rolled around like dice, that shit is going to Last and im going to use it for holloween decoration when its not in use.