Sentence starters that came from a student film I was in.
(None of these were in the script it was just us loosing our gosh darn minds as we had a good time together)
“Then they will call me the kool-aid fairy!”
“This place has cameras, they will see you.”
“Wanna see me change into a shirt while wearing another shirt without flashing anyone!?”
“It looks like you’re smoothering yourself.”
“Don’t make me laugh when I look like this!”
“That is a whole nother lad right there.”
“Someone ripped the brail off this sign…..and that guy’s head, oh shit and his arms, fuck and her legs are gone. Is this the plot of two and a half men!?”
“Just doing the crab walk over here.”
“Gotta scuttle to get that good angle.”
“Hey there, can I interest you in some insurance? It’ll only cost ya a soul.”
“OH MAH GOSH MOM I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK SHE DYING OVER HERE!”
“I don’t know a non sexual way to to say this, but get on her.”
“Just choke me! Like REALLY go for it and choke me.”
“Are you guys ready for murder because I got the juice boxes!!!!”
“When the demon is calling you insane you know that somehwere you’ve made a mistake.”
“I think an ant just bit me in the arm pit.”
“I’m not gonna apologize for being tall.”
“If you see that guy again I don’t know who he is and my name isnt _____”
“Im just not a violent person so I don’t know what to do here!”
“Oh heck yes that looks terrifying!”
“With this lighting we got this awesome dark to light thing!”
“How dare you kill me, an innocent butterfly.”
“LIGHTS!? YOU HAVE A QUE!”
“When you’re just trying to demon and the spooks aren’t doing their job.”
“Can you like do a low growl for me?”
“So the demon has a choking kink.”
“We’re not gonna kink shame the demon.”
“As the person who now is getting choked twice I feel the need to start asking questions.”
“Well you look terrified so it’s fine.”
“Think of everything bad I have ever done to you and center it in one action of hate.”
“But you’ve done nothing to hurt me!”
“Pretend I killed your mom, geeze!”
“Boi just friggin hit me, like with every thing in you.”
“If you do actually hit me it is ok, I will take it!”
“We look like crazy people to everyone here.”
“I bought this hoping it’d taste like every other grape flavored thing which is like wine without the alcohol but instead it tastes like medicine and chalk so I need to get rid of it.”
“I can’t actually drink it I just have to chug it and not let it touch my tongue to enjoy it since it’s just that bad.”
“Why do I keep drinking this like it’s going to get better?”
“How did this horror movie get so oddly sexual?”
“Remember guys, horror movie.”
“This is still a horror movie.”
“Well we have scared the janitors.”
“This back pack is gonna break.”
“I find it funny how I’m some how the villian when you just dropped that line in the most disturbing tone.”
“….wait….I’m getting murdered….by a person…..in a suit…and their choking me out………..I have more questions.”
“I said fear, and man did you nail fear.”
“I can weaponize a bicycle, watch me.”
“When am I get run over with a skateboard?”
“He looks like a starfish.”
“And then penetrate, no punture, GOSH! Stab, I meant to say stab!”
“Well that’s a choice of words.”
“My boss is trying to kill me, welp.”
“I mean I finally get to murder my boss so that’s a plus.”
“Essentially two of my employees are trying to murder me.”
“I’m so glad I know the person that’s murdering me otherwise this would be weird.”
“I can’t die yet, that’s later.”
“Yeah I accidentally bought a tiny tie.”
“Suit and tennis shoes, well that’s a choice.”
“Petition to buy the demon better shoes.”
“Can I say,‘What are those’ to the demon?”
“Does purple marker come off the ceiling?”
“Look at that beautiful sunset! Ok back to murder.”
“At least I get to murder one of the people that work for me.”
“I think you’re nice enough to play an amazing villian.”
“Count to five so I can do something stupid.”
“Yes in my fear I gained super strength to bend this gate.”
“I wasn’t ready to be choked yet holy shoot I felt that one.”
“Ok that kick looked so fake though.”
“Next time just really go for those balls.”
“I promise nothing when it comes to the saftey of your balls.”
“Did you see how well timed that elevator was though!?”
“I can see all our garbage in the background.”
“You don’t just go limp when someone grabs you!”
“He looks more zombie like than angry but we’ll roll with it.”
“It let’s you know something horrible happened to that guy.”
“Who knew spread eagle could get such good shots.”
“It’s comments like that which make me really happy you’re my boss and friend.”
“I’m not drunk I’m just having a really good time right now.”
“That awkward moment when you commit man slaughter with a pencil.”
“I’ve never been so happy to have the person murdering and choking me out be a gay man because I know that after this is over nothing weird will happen.”
“How many times have you been in this situation?!”
“I need to learn to phrase things better.”
“Ive been told by alot of people I look evil.”
“I have also been told I look like the kind of person who would have no remorse while they stab you in the back.”
“You’re such a happy person though.”