Jul 4, 2023
“We — pay the fairies?”
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“We — pay the fairies?”
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Patchouli was having tea time with Remilia, telling her about her latest experiment which like most of them, was catastrophic.
“You see, that’s how I learned that feeding salt to a hellhound actually has fatal side effects to the hellhound. Surprisingly, Koakuma seemed to be unaffected by the salt, which is good because that would have meant she would have died alongside the hellhound. After it stopped moving she finally managed to free herself from it’s stomach. It was a huge mess for her to clean up afterwards.”
She sips on her tea as if this is a completely normal conversation to have.
*Throws a ☭ at Patchouli*
"No."
Battle intro: "Ugh...Fine. I will fight you. You have to leave if I win."
Half HP: coughing "Damn you...You barge in here and attack me like this..."
Low HP: more incessant hacking and coughing
Victory: "I commend your effort, but please leave now. I want to take a nap..."
Defeat: more fucking coughing "Do you have nothing better to do? Go bother your saint, I just want to read..."
Tie: "...I did not foresee this. I'll just...lay here..."
Assist: "Koa. Maul."
Taunt: "Aren't you a little old to be picking fights?
Reacting to Taunt: "Your words do nothing...Anything you could say to me, I've already heard from someone else."
Perfect Victory: "Mm...I almost feel bad about that. You may stay and read, if you're quiet."
“...”
“Let’s talk real money, and start a betting pool. The fairies definitely just lose it all without realizing.” You’re betting on what the fairies do with their money?!”
Meanwhile...
“The first Patchouli Knowledge Only Book Club meeting shall now commence.”
...
Will it be more than just reading as usual?!
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“Citizens here on Sundays are way too easy to take advantage of.”
“Thanks for feeding my familiar. She’s insufferable otherwise.”
Patchouli 😄 or is it a dry laugh, or does she just not care that much about jokes?
😄 - What has ever made your character laugh so hard that they almost passed out?
Often times, Patchouli will conceal her laughter, but she cannot stop herself from smiling.
🍴 Or even if Koakuma has messed up on a dish that wasn't particularly appetitizing
🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything?
Patchouli has no need to eat or drink, she only does so for pleasure. If she receives a terrible meal, then she will send it back immediately. Regardless of who made it.